• It's so easy for my brain to forget that Stephen Frey is NOT actually Oscar Wilde. 00:51:16
  • Morning fall sun streaming in on me in our bed. http://t.co/fNLeTKqAlw 09:48:06
  • I would make the wet shines lumpy white & silver, dripping strung-out blobs of mercury from up high. 10:02:25
  • Good morning! https://t.co/RDRTgr6DFM 10:39:24
  • Sweet! And yes, @tscaramel – I shot @DeliaTS first boy/girl hardcore (with shaking horny excited hands hehehe). in reply to tscaramel 14:41:10
  • You people have no idea how obsessed I am with divided cafeteria trays / plates. I want my whole life to be arranged around them. 16:22:17
  • FACT: a random group of women with acne is 49% hornier than a group of women with clear skin. Disclaimer: actually I just made that up. 18:56:00
  • But it could totally be true!!!! Or maybe **partially**!! 18:56:22
  • Overeating & watching episode after episode of dance moms with my wife. Feels like more than seven deadly sins to me … 22:50:40