• Head ACHE. There Will Be Barf. 11:58:59
  • I vastly prefer spewing outside in the fresh rainy air to trying to aim vomit into an indoor receptacle like a toilet. Feeling a bit better. 12:56:49
  • Marty's a city councilman, @seattleweekly ?!? Man I had such a huge crush on him back in the day. in reply to seattleweekly 12:59:12
  • RT @TheTweetOfGod: Don't let anyone call you an "underachiever". If they knew you, they'd know how amazing it is that you've managed to acc… 17:17:42
  • Thanks, @evilchris – if only I knew what this "gravol" is that you speak of, perhaps I'd be in top form by now. Special Canadian meds? in reply to evilchris 17:19:16
  • Being sick is like sex for me in some ways: http://t.co/VQz8vzANgl 20:23:19
  • Bad advertising: "Copy Writting: We’ll gladly create the text for your site and related graphics." Ummmm . . . no thanks. 20:28:53
  • LOL @D546D59 – settle down, dude – they're voyeur cams! NOT taking orders from you. OK, I just flipped you off; did you get that? in reply to D546D59 20:39:47
  • Can you tip me $5000 @D546D59 ? You replied to my tweet where I linked to a post about how I've been puking & you want to boss me around?!? in reply to D546D59 20:42:33
  • Sorry folks – some of you are confused and need to be schooled. 20:43:11
  • Beautiful black & grey moth flapping in vibrating ellipses like a miniature bat in our dim sanctuary. http://t.co/rz1pNKCpuz 20:58:54