- My wanker politely listened to me rant about ways Google analytics is not an elegant solution, and paid me for the privilege. 00:04:06
- Or does it make more sense to say Google Analytics ARE not elegant solutionS? #MostWorthlessTrainOfThoughtEver 00:30:57
- Listening to the weirdest most creepy version of Mr Tambourine Man, like he's edging & hallucinating the whole time. 12:50:07
- No wonder. It was @WilliamShatner. I kind of want to hear it again… 13:01:30
- Is there such thing as The CornNut Fairy? Our floor says YES … she's been bombing every nook, cranny & knothole with picante cornuts. 13:04:01
- So splendidly dramatic … & best PMS soundtrack ever: http://t.co/dGczrXsvwu 13:11:02
- Oh man . . . going to put my favorite Lou Reed song (Coney Island Baby) on repeat and laugh & cry & laugh & laugh & cry. 14:17:59
- Fucking love & (oddly? Or not) relate to. Truly. Laugh. Cry. #LouReed http://t.co/FfbKoPMX9U 14:24:19
- My princess on the hill is @DeliaTS . And I wish I could've been a football star like she was. 14:26:27
- Another tragic fucking favorite. http://t.co/f5NtnAp10n 14:37:10
- RT @DeliaTS: RIP Lou Reed. http://t.co/kzbwNf93p4 14:54:32
- He drives me crazy, but I still scrolled down to Riker: http://t.co/DbTYRSA5fe (thanks internet & the people who still make sweet things). 16:43:19
- FUNNY things, I mean. 16:45:16
- Okay then . . . I need to put something inside & fuck myself with it now. 17:59:32
- I'm going to begin mispronouncing diarrhea as DYEuhREEoh! I hope I don't forget about this resolution before I get a chance to apply it. 19:23:27
- YAY, timeline! Special lady friend on that kind of subject (sorta): RT @roxxiecyber DominaBlog: Poop. http://t.co/fv4ejInr9s in reply to roxxiecyber 19:25:15
- More taboo sex practices: I slapped my wet dildo on a celebrity's face after I came tonight: http://t.co/V4UDSdrU4g 19:30:08
- "…and just remember different people have peculiar! tastes!" -Lou Reed, Coney Island Baby 21:05:15
- I'd appreciate it if my period would just fucking START already. 21:07:58
- Watching some of my old members-only vlogs… #camgirl #sneezing https://t.co/1yIxW03E28 22:14:35
My Life Yesterday
October 28, 2013
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