• Sleeping less than six hours worked really well for me today. I don't know if I want to press my luck tomorrow, though. 01:57:13
  • RT @lintilla: Dear Tumblr, I can’t reply to a reply? That’s ludicrous. Sincerely, Me http://t.co/pbbMKynIwh 01:57:55
  • Squeeeeeee for blue fall sky, sunshine & all the tiny birds! http://t.co/RchlPHQ3rb 10:43:57
  • Here's the celebrity I want to see in a bukkake scene (warning: my hairy snatch comes first): http://t.co/V4UDSdrU4g What about you? 12:55:29
  • I get sick of this achy wanting-to-fuck feeling. Especially when out of shape & don't have stamina to keep up with the urges. 14:14:26
  • It would be so much more efficient & honest if we'd all just admit that we only value SOME life SOMEtimes under SOME conditions. 18:18:49
  • Take care of my horny wife @DeliaTS while she's miles away from me? http://t.co/cvcARnBMeb She's playing with herself NOW! 21:11:54
  • Gaaahhh! Every time I try to promote her, she logs out right then! I can't do this on my own, baby . . . (j/k – terrible pimp hubby "joke"). 21:21:16
  • This makes me wish I was in a sweet threesome with @DeliaTS & my boyfriend. http://t.co/GoCMN5tTvc 22:46:22