• Biggest. Fucking. Smile on my face. I'm going to stand naked beaming under the bright big moon while my meatballs heat up. 00:00:03
  • Excited to have this beautiful day to myself. So quiet this morning except for the sounds of birds. http://t.co/7Q2h8wKg0X 10:08:03
  • I should be trying to get rich right now, but instead I'm stoned, watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, & engaged in idle sexting. 15:21:26
  • But whatever. It's fucking SATURDAY, right? 15:21:51
  • I live in a world that's so unfairly luxe I can watch The Addams Family on our big tv any. Time. I want! 22:46:27