• The dryer self-swaddled the sheets & pillowcases almost as tightly & smoothly as if I'd stuffed them into a soft bag. http://t.co/RTtDdMuczC 16:56:06
  • I've been too sick of myself to properly inflict all of my nudie pic posts & bullshit on you, but they're still here! http://t.co/vrKEen5vJ8 18:34:10
  • I'm ramping up to bigger doses of my bullshit infliction in upcoming months, though. It's all uncoiling, like a huge impacted swirly turd. 18:35:53
  • @AaliyahLove69 You're such a pro and a trooper — nobody would ever know. I hope you get tons and tons of healing & pleasurable bodywork! in reply to AaliyahLove69 18:36:48
  • The thing I'm addicted to lately is ridiculous … and (almost) totally harmless. Or at least a lot less harmful than my other compulsions. 20:18:01
  • The sight of Woody Allen's hands & fingers twitching & touching any woman makes me totally disgusted. 20:34:07