• RT @AmberLily: So if I start posting tons of pics of my ass do you think we can hit 26k followers by Friday? http://t.co/m9Ly4qRCOK 11:43:08
  • RT @AmberLily: A little dreamy-eyed with my bootie hanging out. – http://t.co/Xv6L8sbBoB 11:43:37
  • RT @AmberLily: More panties & feet than ass this time. – http://t.co/pDhuqyNseR 11:43:47
  • Thank YOU, @AmberLily ! @DeliaTS & I hope so too. Fingers crossed for a couple three weeks in LA in February … in reply to AmberLily 11:45:13
  • Tiny window of naughty time, kicked off with huge HUGE tease of spontaneously being invited to give a man I like an impromptu haircut. 16:35:39
  • Very difficult to not just fall into his lap in a swoon. I may have gotten carried away stroking his head. Maybe. A little. A lot. 16:38:14
  • Aaaaaaand the tease of a decade (NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING) just keeps TORTURING me. Fucking belt. Fucking hairy belly. Sigh. 17:02:47
  • Cast out two lines, came up with nothing … going to McDonald's for solace. Offering you these tweets of pathos as fitting holiday spirit. 17:12:04
  • I love your unfulfilled fantasy, @BrookeTylerxxx 21:55:04
  • True or false: people who REALLY love lions are the same personality-type as people who REALLY love otters. 22:46:55