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RSS- What I love about being alone: music, light, rhythm, water … https://t.co/WBmdyVYIlb 13:08:31
- Some days I *more* than understand why people get sick of constant porn! sex! horny! old tiresome controversies! tweets & status updates. 13:54:19
- What I meant to say is, I'm sorry for all the times (past, present & future) when you were probably like "I WISH YOU'D JUST GIVE IT A REST". 14:43:39
- Suuuuuuuuuck … somehow in fixing our car it stopped starting. Not going to be able to spend the night with @DeliaTS before her LA trip. 🙁 17:45:14
- Awww, thanks @JaneBurgess (and for the heads up; didn't know they were announced – stiff competition for @DeliaTS 😉 in reply to JaneBurgess 21:27:33
- RT @XBIZ: XBIZ Announces Finalist Nominees for 2014 XBIZ Awards http://t.co/kQ2ydczvMI 21:29:11
- RT @JaneBurgess: @tastytrixie @DeliaTS You both work so hard on that site, I really hope that you win. Time for indy sites to start winning… 21:34:00
- When in need of comfort & wife is miles away, laundry helps. Clean socks, clean panties, clean towels & washcloths soothe me. 22:12:41
- Our smart & saucy friend @AmberLily is LIVE NOW: http://t.co/A4FvUJzOA8 so I guess I can't call her up on the phone right now…but YOU can! 23:29:01
- I wonder what music @AmberLily was just playing in the chatroom; I really liked it. 23:30:11
My Life Yesterday
November 20, 2013
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My Life Yesterday
November 19, 2013
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- My morning wanker radar is strong. I see an email from someone to @DeliaTS that I'm going to seriously fuck with. He's going to love it. 10:14:05
- This woman is STUNNING: http://t.co/rKkyZhDFKw — well worth a THREE DOLLAR gold show buy-in. 10:28:40
- OMG she looks a lot like Leighton Meester in the beautiful fucking face: http://t.co/rKkyZhDFKw 10:30:09
- I woke up feeling so good after a couple of lazy days & three nights of great sleep alone. Feeling recharged, hopeful . . . & unapologetic. 11:21:04
- I need a ride today to pick up car from shop; going to pay my married boyfriend for the favor with a quickie: keep an eye on the cams! 15:27:11
- Note: paying for mundane favors with sexual favors is one of my favorite games. 😉 15:28:13
- LOL @BOBCATGIRL – let me repay you for MONTHS of favor! My mouth, hands, pussy, various accoutrements, wife, etc. all may be called in. in reply to BOBCATGIRL 17:53:27
- That moment you realize "I'm not eating the spinach quinoa salad, Ive got lime & chileTostitos and hot runny diarrhea nacho cheese!" 19:06:18
- … and chicken strips and wasabi seaweed and … and … WHO FORGOT THE DING DONGS?!? 19:13:21
- OMFG Data! You totally don't understand you're messing up O'Brien's & Keiko's wedding day love, do you! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL #stoned 19:17:49
- "Irony is a form of expression I have not yet mastered." Sigh – becoming a convincing mimic is not the triumph you hoped for, Data/Trixie. 19:26:14
- When Dr. Beverly Crusher & her sweet ginger pussy take the lead, I swoon. 19:38:44
- I wish Riker would make himself useful & instruct Data in how to suck cock like a REAL boy. 19:40:33
- Ohhhhh, Picard … you beautifully starched bad ass … 19:59:04
- If I get my sorta-like-a-cult going, I wonder if I can get @BOBCATGIRL to be the high priestits / alpha dramatic mind melter . . . 21:49:31
- You know when you're really worried about your family & it makes you mad at them? Like "WHY CAN'T SHE PUT THIS SHIT ON THE CALENDAR?!?" 22:42:14
- She'll probably read this and be like, "Why don't you smoke less & REMEMBER WHAT I GODDAMNED TELL YOU?!?" 22:43:10
- Very hard to restrain myself at this point from driving to Seattle right now in busted up van with expired tabs. Hate this not-knowing. 22:59:14
- Phew! Finally she thought to get her phone out of her pocket of her whatever hanging in the closet. >:( Everybody please spank @DeliaTS ! 23:09:01
My Life Yesterday
November 18, 2013
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- A few nudie pics from yesterday & mentions of some of my weekend fun: http://t.co/EmIMhIzBXY 09:47:13
- Going to stop pretending I don't have a real headache & take some medicine. 13:05:35
- Just recorded a super hot spontaneous camera phone porn masturbation video. I kinda dropped the phone when I came. http://t.co/E9RRNqBsQH 14:05:24
- Because headache medicines make me super fucking horny. And the sun is so warm coming in on me. 14:07:03
- Super fucking high & horny. (why do I use the word "super" so much when I'm #stoned?) http://t.co/vmNqiavyen 14:30:40
- To prove that not EVERYTHING turns me on: images of stretched-out backlit ballsacs or labia do absolutely nothing for me. 14:52:28
- Laughing my ass off talking to my wanker. 15:30:57
- LOL – he's reading my idiotic blog entries aloud with his fucking wanker British accent. He's SO making fun of me, but it's hilarious. 15:32:23
- He says, rather effeminately, "I guess it would be a SOUTH WEST accent," lilting, "is what you'd call it." 15:34:48
- Last night I was wishing you were here with me, @BOBCATGIRL – stoned & watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. in reply to BOBCATGIRL 17:31:29
- @BOBCATGIRL do you mean SW US or SW England? Even if the accent is sexy, my wanker cannot be. in reply to BOBCATGIRL 17:32:15
- An unusual angle on my big natural boobs for my nudie #potd – http://t.co/b6zNv5XtSb 18:07:51
- Mwahahaha at neighbor. Soooo tempted to take my clothes off right now. 19:20:43
- Have you seen our free galleries on http://t.co/Vpg3tRB1Kj ? 20:13:34
- Probably shouldn't admit iy but I'm going to smoke some more & watch some fave Eastbound & Down Stevie episodes. And find motivation to eat. 20:26:36
- Would popcorn be a good chili topper? 20:29:57
- It sure would, @ArthurWhitacre but I don't have anyone @my disposal to concoct such a thing OR ride my wild horses. Had canned soup & chips. in reply to ArthurWhitacre 21:12:34
- Watching this young couple kiss & play with each other is SO hot: http://t.co/W6LoF0po7b (sweet upturned little titties, too) 21:20:50
- Hmmmm … actually this is starting to freak me out a little… 21:37:08
- Really glad now I did not encourage this. Too nervous to go to window & verify & confront. Hope I'm just imagining it. Maybe. Shit. 21:40:01
- Shit shit shit. Hope he didn't see me masturbating today. SHIIIIIIT. 21:44:24
- Why did I read all those scary YA books in the 80s? #AreYouInTheHouseAlone 21:55:14
- Yikes, Kenny Powers! You're scaring me! 21:55:55
- Note: I'm not actually concerned for my safety, so don't be worried out there. 22:39:24
My Life Yesterday
November 17, 2013
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- Biggest. Fucking. Smile on my face. I'm going to stand naked beaming under the bright big moon while my meatballs heat up. 00:00:03
- Excited to have this beautiful day to myself. So quiet this morning except for the sounds of birds. http://t.co/7Q2h8wKg0X 10:08:03
- I should be trying to get rich right now, but instead I'm stoned, watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, & engaged in idle sexting. 15:21:26
- But whatever. It's fucking SATURDAY, right? 15:21:51
- I live in a world that's so unfairly luxe I can watch The Addams Family on our big tv any. Time. I want! 22:46:27
My Life Yesterday
November 16, 2013
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- Yeahhhh . . . I totally want to fuck that conductor & that motherfucking hobo fingercuff style. 00:00:13
- So @DeliaTS imitates Santa, to boy, as he gifts him the sleigh bell: "here…if you put this in your ass, it vibrates!" 00:24:07
- Doing the bills, doing the bills . . . doing the sexy fucking bills. And hoping it doesn't cost a lot to fix our car. 13:15:39
- A make-up nudie pic post for yesterday: http://t.co/86mneXuO4Q (includes wombat, amusing rides & mushroom mobile) 16:09:59
- In about two hours my boyfriend I haven't seen in a belevenish months should be here! I'd keep an eye on our spycams, if I were you. 😉 18:36:26
- I don't know if we'll be in the house bed or cabin loft or both or downstairs, @badboynum1 – may not keep cams up even …we'll see. in reply to badboynum1 18:44:26
- My body tried to make me sleep through today all the way to the good stuff, but I stayed awake. Now coming to life, blood surging, face hot. 19:02:23
My Life Yesterday
November 15, 2013
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- RT @ErosBlogBacchus: I am loving these pics of @tastytrixie as bodacious flirtatious Valkyrie. You're dead son but your day is looking up! … 09:53:52
- Wellll . . . glad our car waited to break down until we were a mile away from home instead of 75 . . . 21:57:42
- If you've never watched The Polar Express stoned, I highly (haha) recommend it. 23:53:12
- OMG – why do I want to fuck the conductor? Oh. I know: Big. 23:58:24
My Life Yesterday
November 14, 2013
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- There are so many people walking crookedly around in pained broken bodies. The world needs a lot of massages. 09:43:46
- A few explicit spontaneous camera phone porn pics from last night & Seattle in November: http://t.co/zk9cZpzKqD 11:02:46
- Guy leaned out of truck window, flexing his bicep at me, hollering unintelligibly. Pretty sure he was challenging me to a fight. 14:43:25
- Lucky 4 him his partner kept driving; I'm totally in the mood to stomp on someone's face, rip his arm off & fistfuck myself with the stump. 14:46:04
- Anyway … This river of testosterone flowing through my sinew makes me think I should go back on the pill. 14:48:14
- That whole "never give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about" thing is crazy fucking stalker asshole delusional advice. 15:32:43
- Having said that, I've been thinking every day about someone I shouldn't. & practicing giving up by congratulating self for not texting him. 15:36:21
- Getting nails & waxing done, there's a chick customer acting like a total fucking entitled bitch. Have to be somewhere NOW? Go, bitch… GO. 17:38:36
- @davidsteinle what does #wcw mean? in reply to davidsteinle 22:36:20
- Oh man . . . I can't go home Friday morning because it will totally puck up my foop schedule, and with it my long-awaited sexy time. 22:43:17
My Life Yesterday
November 13, 2013
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- Must remember hole in pants before letting knees drop apart in public. Mouth tastes like Christmas at 18 years old. 08:22:42
- So @DeliaTS and I are driving each other batshit both trying to work/concentrate & carve out workstations in our studio apartment. 10:20:14
- Good, @JenofJENnDAVE ! I have succeeded in evoking feelings when actually just sloppy & mundane (hazelnut syrup in coffee – totes boring). in reply to JenofJENnDAVE 10:29:26
- Trying to concentrate & accomplish anything with other people present is like hanging heavy jingling jewelry on my brains. 10:36:02
- Congrats & yes, @Girl_Junk_Ent – you can even get paid for referring folks to our sites by signing up for http://t.co/qMlEFLshO3 🙂 in reply to Girl_Junk_Ent 11:01:41
- @Girl_Junk_Ent Yup – you can pick whatever banners or promos you want on http://t.co/qMlEFLshO3 . 🙂 in reply to Girl_Junk_Ent 11:05:18
- Dear @twitter – why the FUCK can't I DM a fucking link? Been on here since before Oprah & you just keep fucking up all your good shit. 11:11:00
- I think it's a good thing we be more familiar with each other, @WendySummerscom 😉 in reply to WendySummerscom 12:14:23
- It appears that our closest Seattle neighbor is just as social-phobic & cagey as we are. He's like an elegant Highsmith or Nolan character. 13:51:44
- OMFG the best: this is not peanut SAUCE, this is peanut GRAVY! Yum motherfucking YUM. http://t.co/ipUFyAgnbe 18:53:30
- Omg DUH: Ben Harper concert crowd is a totally hot MILF convention. AND DUDES WITH LONG HAIR! 20:02:47
- Omg this is so jot – I swear the one next to Me is about to give her date a handie! 20:11:03
My Life Yesterday
November 12, 2013
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- Cozy flame-lit selfies & stuff from last night with my nudie pic for yesterday: http://t.co/eal7PWePjY 09:31:40
- My latest unusual (for me) masturbation fodder: http://t.co/EP9awEmKxA 12:32:09
- LOL @Philoviridae – doubtful, but that's super cute concept. in reply to Philoviridae 12:46:18
- RT @DeliaTS: Going to do some camming for a little while. Come join me! -http://t.co/R1jBQXxokh 15:03:10
- Everyone's riding big red white & blue wheels today. https://t.co/RLmUfrRNhA 21:34:17
- I get the feeling I shouldn't allow myself to complain about having to see a freshly dead person when it's Veterans Day. 22:37:40
My Life Yesterday
November 11, 2013
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- I don't usually get up at five in the morning, but today it feels like a couple hours of happy dark secrets about to lighten up. 05:17:49
- I'm going to have some spicy cocoa! This is like a cozy field trip . . . 05:21:56
- There will be 10 hours & 35 minutes of visible rainy grey light today. Starting in the next hour …. 06:07:55
- Maybe a song called "Requiem for Willy Loman" is not a great accompaniment for starting my day with defiant pre-dawn happiness. 06:16:18
- I love this girl's perky pointy little titties: http://t.co/PuIzLv6G2x 07:36:15
- 08:00 and the dishes are done, the garbage is out . . . and I just had an epically robust BM. #poop – Sunday is off to a good start. 08:03:04
- Now my trouble begins: trying to figure out how/what to feed myself. 08:35:01
- Sleeeeeeepy . . . happy . . . safe. 10:12:01
- I know you all love that "difference between porn & real sex explained with food" thing. I just don't. Fuck false dichotomies. 14:29:00
- Winner of Most Romantic Text I got last week: "I'm 904 miles from eating your ass." 16:20:39
- @wbahner Haha – very funny. But to clarify for anyone reading, it was from my ONE TRUE boyfriend. 😉 in reply to wbahner 16:26:12
- Ohhhhh, now I totally want to watch 9 to 5 tonight, @katsnacks ! in reply to katsnacks 20:09:18
- Weird: my taint just had some kind of spontaneous muscle spasm. 23:46:03
