My Life Yesterday

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  • Thinking about being teased for being skinny, I had a revelatory memory surface of my stepbrother being teased for his "slant-eyes". #worse 01:21:14
  • I feel sad, thinking & recognizing what that all meant for him & about us only decades later & probably only bc of good people schooling me. 01:33:54
  • Got up early in anticipation of cuddle & fuck time with deliats … Still hours to go though. http://t.co/jpMxa4I4NL 07:18:02
  • Bus is full with ZERO grouchy people. All smiling happy chatty folks. Or town is very sweet. Homogenous, but sweet. 09:44:11
  • Totally, @frankenstein007 – if the bus had wings I'd expect look out the window to see Sasquatch. in reply to frankenstein007 13:32:48
  • {{{hugs}}} @Toni_KatVixen – thanks for sharing … with me, and with everyone else who gets to read about & see into your private life. in reply to Toni_KatVixen 18:11:03
  • Our new flannel sheets give me Twin Peaks feelings. http://t.co/SMIBUe1UuY 19:51:22

My Life Yesterday

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  • Yes. I'm sick of waking up with headache & nausea so I'm going to wake & bake (w/ high CBD/low THC strain so I don't get all intoxicated). 09:46:49
  • Errrr… maybe that doesn't count as "bake", then. Whatever. I'm excited about today anyway, and tamping down the mild yuck is a nice start. 09:51:08
  • OK, 2014 – only the 2nd day of the year & you'll have a hard time topping double-dick dude: http://t.co/vnItaAbtfX 10:40:09
  • OMG what he says about James Franco: http://t.co/GbxdhV6Jnu Jesus, this couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. 10:56:23
  • AND THEN WHAT HE SAYS ABOUT DOUBLE-STAMPING "THE MIDDLE DUDE FROM HANSON"!!! http://t.co/GbxdhV6Jnu Today is over. It gets no better. 10:59:36
  • I so wish I could work AND listen to great music at the same time. But I just can't concentrate (except on the music). 11:18:49
  • In 90 minutes the sun goes down. Fuck you, winter. 15:00:28
  • Darn. Actually NOT a panty tree, then. http://t.co/zK9J6lGgwz 16:04:43
  • Winter sky selfie, Washington waterfront. http://t.co/P1ZfhJyD5G 17:28:34
  • "Puget ______" – everything about this is what I grew up around. http://t.co/NwIVGcCqRi 17:32:31
  • RT @DeliaTS: Getting ready for my first cam session of 2014! Come play with me live! -http://t.co/R1jBQXxokh 19:37:56
  • Our faces. They are malleable things. I'm moving the skin over my cheekbones, wanting to buy a skull like my own head to remind me it's BS. 20:03:34
  • If I were you, I'd jump in on the show my wife is doing right now: http://t.co/r1JNJKbVBi I think she's about to come. 22:02:23
  • Oh man, @DeliaTS is a good tease. If you get a show with her tonight maybe she'll take me out for carpaccio tomorrow. I *love* raw meat! 22:06:23

My Life Yesterday

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  • My first bowel movement of 2014: an epic & robust portent of abundance, pleasure, good health and ease for the year to come! 12:15:43
  • I'm not "shitting" you at all when I say that's the first good sign / thing to make me excited about this new year. 12:17:11
  • This is for sure the hardest & wettest I've laughed in 2014 so far. http://t.co/X18nyxLgNS 14:56:07
  • I was trying to have a nutritious shake with my apple … and failed to thoroughly cap it first. That's all. http://t.co/iRHcdCVOzK 18:40:27
  • Eating chili for dinner, watching this movie where Hugh Jackman has hairy balls on his neck. It's kind of stressful to watch. 19:01:07
  • Oh wow. Movie 43 is worth watching so far – the bit with my FAVE/Naomi Watts as the homeschooling mom is right up my alley. 19:12:54
  • What?!? I LOVE this movie: "it's not about how fancy it goes IN; its about how fancy it comes OUT." #Movie43 19:19:05
  • Last selfies of 2013 & first selfies of 2014: http://t.co/47mxBkzjzL – if you're bored of self-shot portraits, resolve to QUIT ME NOW! 😉 22:31:07
  • But yes, I *do* get sick of myself. Which is why I totally understand if you're sick of me too so NO HARD FEELINGS. 22:33:51
  • Love is, like, SO. ANNOYING. 23:04:04
  • These are my BOOBS tonight . . . aren't they cool? http://t.co/H57QgkX7g2 23:37:51

My Life Yesterday

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  • There should totally be more Jillian in Workaholics. 00:19:15
  • RT @DeliaTS: I dunno @Gene_Starwind, @AmberLily's ass is pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty nice! http://t.co/OGSpsjKONc 09:05:26
  • RT @trannyawards: Former Tranny Award Winner @DeliaTS to sponsor 6th Annual Tranny Awards – http://t.co/4g0fBiacqa 09:06:26
  • It's a perfect New Year's Eve day & nearly-new moon to be alone, bleeding a hot period. I feel cozy, mildly crampy, fortunate & hopeful. 10:26:23
  • OMG the orgasm I just had HURT(S). Made cramps worse & I ache like I really should've had something inside me to clamp down on. #bittersweet 11:31:12
  • Phew! The second one was less painful. Less intense overall, but more tolerable. 11:40:06
  • I wish I could conjure up a big playful droid man to cuddle & fondle for 17 minutes then walk him into a closet to deactivate him. 11:56:13
  • Coming soon: 2014 … to be revealed. http://t.co/9O7FYdJx07 12:32:25
  • Watching "You Don't Know Bo" to get into right mindset for jumping into the new year. Question reality, normalcy … the utility of crazy. 13:53:09
  • (and by "crazy" I mean brilliantly surpassing average/normal expectations & limitations) 14:02:53
  • I thought I was really excited to spend NYE alone. Now I just miss @DeliaTS – even if she IS watching Phish all night long. 20:10:17

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