• Enjoying the full moon & ridiculously warm after-midnight air in Seattle with @DeliaTS http://t.co/n1ZB8kLEF4 00:51:24
  • Congrats, @Seska – that sounds awesome! in reply to Seska 13:02:13
  • Look what @DeliaTS brought home yesterday! http://t.co/0nJvQQry6A 13:54:50
  • I don't know why I waste time worrying about being a p / your filters are so needlessly depressing / pea sprout blueberry butternut porridge 17:58:32
  • The bone in the bowl just made it all the more hearty & comforting. My ears are open but dulled to din of silly assholes drunk on sunshine. 18:02:50
  • A nice clean soft piece of linen with a meal makes me feel so loved & lucky & fed. http://t.co/9tIBKzq1fd 18:06:55
  • The chasm between mainstream corporate studio porn, and homemade awesome / fetish-mindful porn is SO LARGE AND DRY. 20:24:59
  • I can appreciate mainstream studio porn in some ways, but really resent people thinking it represents ALL porn or is what most truly want. 20:26:40
  • I'M JUST NEVER GOING TO BE THAT INTO YOUR BALLS. I know you learned to drag them onto our faces from porn but I DON'T NEED SO MUCH NUTS. 20:30:05
  • I don't hate balls & I used to employ a number of pleasurable tricks on them but now that folks just drop balls on my face I'm just like NO. 20:35:37
  • I'll forget I said all this & someday be like "What?!? But I *love* balls! I adore balls!!!" And I do when they're not FOISTED upon my nose. 20:40:52
  • There's nothing more satisfyingly erotic than taking off ALL of my clothes to go sit on the throne buck naked & drop a deuce. #PoopNaked! 20:46:32
  • JEALOUS, @katsnacks ! Sounds like every day is Disneyland at your place!! in reply to katsnacks 20:54:44
  • I love the juxtaposition of a white horse-drawn carriage stopped at an intersection & a person racing by rolling in his wheelchair. 21:27:57
  • Alone tonight & already masturbated so I just took one of my last Ambiens & gonna pop the cork on some champagne & watch Golden Girls. 21:35:10
  • (just kidding about the champagne) 21:35:28
  • RT @VeronicaChaos: scrumptiousangst asked: I am not sure what sort of twisted sexual genius you are. But I just found this… http://t.co/H… 22:14:21
  • Looked for hard copies of @seedcake at Globe Bookstore today. None, but got lady excited about him. 22:20:32