• I just spontaneously imagined myself with thick blonde sideburns & a gold chain hanging in my chest hair. Sweet dreams on their way! 00:21:22
  • Fantasizing that guy I'm going to meet has a glass eye.
    Hazel.
    Custom. 00:46:42
  • Back to my regularly scheduled program of happy #pooptweets – just handed my heavy brown burden over to god, and feel so light & free now. 10:41:37
  • "If you think there is any 'thing' that is good, all of the time, in every scenario, then you’re not thinking very hard." – @AlignedandWell 12:25:57
  • Just for today, I will not call anyone a shit-sack. I will remember the power of detachment & communicating with love & patience. 12:38:21
  • I thought you were exaggerating & in half a second knew you weren't, @LightningAllie – I can't finish watching this right now. FUCK. in reply to LightningAllie 14:54:05
  • RT @LightningAllie: Sexiest video I have ever seen on the internet. Ever. https://t.co/Z7wfy9ElX6 15:01:06
  • I imagined YOU washing her gloved hands, @MissLucyOHara — and it was super super super hot. #hands #gloves #fetish #washing #erotic in reply to MissLucyOHara 15:04:56
  • My wife @DeliaTS came home & is trying on new lingerie I picked out for her. I need to fuck her brains out. NOW. 18:20:44
  • It's been far too long since I made @DeliaTS come with my mouth and hands . . . so sweet. 18:55:53
  • Cloaking the cam after broadcasting that fuck. Gonna watch some netflix or amazon prime somethingish & suck on popsicles. 19:02:09
  • Waiting for @DeliaTS to get back in bed; she's booking rooms for her Vegas trip; (award-winning site) flying her down. 21:59:04