My Life Yesterday

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  • Taurus now has the dubious honor of being the person I've farted with while coming the most times. 05:38:01
  • It makes me so happy that when my face lights up over a text from my boyfriend, that my wife's face lights up in a smile too over my grin. 12:50:59
  • #polyamory #compersion #love Do I deserve so much of this?!? Better to spend energy being #grateful & awesome in return than ponder that. 12:53:04
  • Our nephews are going to be with us nowish through Friday so most of our spycams will mostly be down during that time. 13:28:58
  • Indulging in a *fantasy* I shouldn't admit in which I'm impregnated with fraternal twins: one with sperm from @DeliaTS & one with Taurus. 15:47:37
  • (it is interesting to be an animal & have permission as an internet pornographer to acknowledge & toy with instinctual drives & science) 15:50:46
  • Why should I feel like it's beyond the pale to have decadent cozy daydreams of a huge bed filled with me, 2 partners, fat babies & love? 16:06:43
  • I guess it's just hard not to think about things like this with time running out & holding my nephews' little hands, one on each side. 16:16:18
  • Uhhhhhhh . . . so @DeliaTS just told me something interesting & unexpected.

    I better just stop this train of thought I'm riding right now. 16:40:26

  • Watched Epic with our nephews: not great, kinda boring, but I liked it alright. Still … would rather have rewatched Frankenweenie. 21:09:48

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  • Sigh – so grateful for Madonna: Truth or Dare being on @netflix – on demand rescue. 01:57:26
  • Masturbating too much – on verge of migraine. 12:26:06
  • Why yes, I DID just lick something warm, wet, slick & salty off my vibrator. 12:30:04
  • Down the hatch: potassium (no salt dissolved in warm water), chlorophyll (slime-green: thanks @BOBCATGIRL !) & fiber w/ raspberry emergen-c. 20:06:33

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  • Oh, Amy Adams … your chipper voice, your bright smile, you perky little titties are such a tonic for the soul! 01:08:50
  • OMG Enchanted is a great movie to watch #stoned … so funny … I LOVE this fucking movie. Oh yeah you're getting all wet in the rain, Amy! 01:17:10
  • OMG I'm gonna choke on my turkey this is so funny!!! 01:23:08
  • How @DeliaTS & I live like certain vampires: http://t.co/ijWEn35wYL (plus mid-life / identity crises and MY BOOB!) 09:08:04
  • It's a good day to have a prescription for Ritalin. 09:25:45
  • RT @msnaughty: When you support indie feminist porn, it means producers can continue to make it & pay performers #payforyourporn http://t.… 10:00:24
  • So what are all of the popular Tuesday webwhore picpost hashtags folks use to tweet their sexy pics? 10:02:45
  • Well how about this; is there a cute Tuesday hashtag for this random pic of me #ChokingOnADick? http://t.co/rt0MByDsTj 10:28:49
  • -Sam Hamill http://t.co/Squd94kV6u 13:51:16
  • Mercifully lost, reading Sam Hamill. http://t.co/C0L84IglBZ 14:06:21
  • Aaaand both of my machines in the cabin seem to have simultaneously taken huge unproductive shits on me. I WAS feeling super productive. FML 15:12:47
  • I am not too fancy to get really super wet from just a hug, especially a loaded hug that felt like it was about to turn into kissing. 18:11:26
  • I must really like Taurus or something to have restrained myself. This time … and the other time FUCK! Why?!? What is WRONG with me?!? 18:16:20
  • Calling my wife @DeliaTS . Again. For, like, the 4th time today. COME HOOOOMMMME HONEY! 22:52:28
  • Did gratitude lists on phone w/ @DeliaTS -I feel happy – I love doing stuff like that with her. Also: going to fuck her brains out tomorrow! 23:05:32

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