• I would like a Windows Old School OS please. Fucking hate you, Windows 8. 12:57:18
  • I hear the approach of people with a dog named Moses who is clearly off leash. Telling myself not to jump off cliff in fear. 15:24:01
  • Rattlesnake Plantain. One of many things @DeliaTS has taught me. http://t.co/58jTV5rTAN 15:31:46
  • Turns out you run a lot faster & harder if you're so afraid of dogs you try to avoid all of them in a park on a sunny Sunday afternoon. 16:54:35
  • Already feeling guilty about plans to exploit another barely-legal stoner boy before I've even given the other ones pics & vids back. 22:02:23
  • I take that overdramatic bullshit back. I will not work myself into a guilty lather over something fun a young man WANTS to do. 22:05:47
  • Note: barely-legal in these cases mean barely old enough to drink legally. So not actually teenagers. Just almost TWENTY YEARS MY JUNIOR. 22:08:01
  • I wish I could edit my tweets to fix mistakes. 22:27:54