• Any day where I didn't manage to poop: I have to go a little easier on myself & get back to basics. Constipation doesn't lead to success! 00:21:15
  • Gahhhh I want to slay the person playing euro douchebag dance music on the ferry. DEAR HUMANS: stop inflicting your noise on everyone else! 12:54:22
  • Oh god YESSSSSSSSS! This is the moment on the toilet I've been waiting (nay, PRAYING) for. Fuck this feels so good … so right. #poop 17:16:23