- I dreamt that @LisaVanderpump looked perfect at 81 with curved, reflective pink sequin/scales/tiny armour embedded in her face. 10:05:43
- Later, I dreamt that I was masturbating. Right when I was about to come, my fucking alarm woke me up. I've (sorta) taken care of it though. 10:07:14
- My day isn't going as planned … it's going BETTER than planned! 11:58:30
- Phew! Our clematis is still alive, deliats! Was I OVERwatering her? http://t.co/QYgMTNQZLN 13:52:23
- I love it when my doctor slaps my ass before giving me my injections. So glad the nurses had the day off. #SmallTown #OldSchool #GP 14:19:20
- OMFG I'm so disgusted with myself. Just realized MONTHS later how something shitty I said about someone else must've made Taurus feel. 17:02:30
- I hate it when I say shitty mean things. So ugly; I HATE when other people put people down. Not in line with my value system at all. #regret 17:04:35
- @BOBCATGIRL I'm going to bring you a solution. in reply to BOBCATGIRL 17:05:28
- A lot of times I feel like being horny is just a really aggravating distraction. A demanding itch you can't just drop everything & scratch. 19:29:53
My Life Yesterday
September 13, 2014
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