• When you discover the parmesan cheese has mold in it AFTER you dump it all over your 2 am noodles. THEN you give yourself permission to cry. 02:13:30
  • Why so hard to find video player for phone that will LOOP / repeat vids? I need to masturbate to this short vid more efficiently PLEASE now! 19:49:23
  • RT @milcahhalili: my homegirl/new roomie has a massage table. you know what that means. ask to DM me for services #PDX #PNW 20:18:08
  • Mousehunt is my kind of movie. 21:23:22