My Life Yesterday

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My Life Yesterday

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My Life Yesterday

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  • 5 of 5 stars to The Fever by Megan Abbott https://t.co/gYOMW8dryl 01:18:11
  • Foghorns. You wouldn't call the first one "high" until hearing it answered by a really low one. Goodnight. 02:27:14
  • I wish you couldn't just about mistake a foghorn at 02:30 on a Saturday night for a stupid phone vibrating on the floor next to your bed. 02:32:46
  • About my mom's proud supportive love for me as a webwhore: http://t.co/r63WUYkGvW 12:14:07
  • Wanted: dense bookstore, open all night, NO CATS or dusty dander-clouds of any kind. Armloads of stories in tangible-book form to carry out. 19:11:11
  • LMAO @mistressmatisse @BradSabbath What an awesomely stupid windbag of asshole she is. I love/hate our "industries" & the people in them. in reply to mistressmatisse 19:41:29
  • I hate it when you can hear some dude's parakeets or guinea pigs making weird noises in the background of their jack-off vids. 20:03:14
  • RT @AmberLily: Night Owls Represent. http://t.co/XKGiRKwvM7 20:40:41
  • Xanax, Golden Girls, weed, glass bottles of Coca-Cola "life", & a 6-pack of top ramen. Today's simple fucking wishlist: fulfilled. 21:05:11
  • I should probably mention that we are NOT trying to get pregnant this cycle, so I'm indulging a bit. 21:09:46
  • I forgot I even made / have this site: http://t.co/vXKammk7rh

    Yet another dear project we don't have time / resources to develop. 21:47:42

  • RT @Seska: Assumptions fascinate me. This article goes into the assumptions people make about how writers can afford to write. http://t.co/… 22:54:42
  • Tonight: silencing brain telling me what I should do. Only care what I want. And what I want is NOTHING. Except grape juice! #SackLunchCandy 23:58:04

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  • Hope my wife @DeliaTS is hungry when she gets home! I have a sloppy pussy that needs … no, wait … I just want to go get tacos with her. 14:22:39
  • But my slit truly is super wet & I'm tired of masturbating. Not because I want to have laborious partnered sex RN, just sick of being horny. 14:37:16
  • For real, @HenameWOEWOE @DeliaTS (I actually just said "tacos" because it was a short evocative food word… probably won't do tacos at all) in reply to HenameWOEWOE 14:39:36
  • Groan … if I'd known @DeliaTS was going to be gone this long I'd have made myself have more orgasms (she's saving her spunk for shoots). 14:47:40
  • I'm getting an anxiety attack just reading your tweet & the headline, @TheSweetRampage – HATE being handicapped by slo-mo etc. in dreams!! in reply to TheSweetRampage 14:52:54
  • Aaaaaand . . . done. For maybe an hour. This compulsive masturbating need is driving me fucking crazy. So glad I work at home. With a vibe. 15:02:29
  • All good, @StonedEye but our locations, schedules and differing social desires & my introversion conspire against us. in reply to StonedEye 15:04:26

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  • It's amazing how transformed my mind is and body feels and priorities are after an hour of guided stretching and breathing. #stretch 17:27:18
  • RT @SWOPSeattle: BAD CLIENT in SEATTLE & PORTLAND: Robbed a provider in Seattle 1/6, has multiple offender, admits it: http://t.co/eToBAJfr… 17:29:20
  • It probably didn't hurt that I took a break from the stretching to masturbate. 17:31:06

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  • RT @kath_krueger: Here's what it's like to have someone use your photos to catfish people – for 10 years
    http://t.co/o9sAyva0RF 15:07:31
  • Don't be sorry, @TheSweetRampage if you can help it; people relate & gender has nothing to do w/it except maybe better skills to communicate in reply to TheSweetRampage 17:21:23
  • Fewer dudes would kill themselves (&/or others) if they were socialized to communicate & allowed feelings that girls are / expected to have. 17:24:40
  • I wish we had a fucking taco bell in our fucking hippy town. Or, even better, that my taco cart hadn't deserted me. Going to fucking McD's. 17:30:16
  • I wish I could remember who some of these dick pics on my phone are from. If they'd send face pic too, identification would be easier. 22:10:11

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  • So glad I feel relief right now (without drugs!) & some perspective & less-tragic ability to laugh at myself. Why do I feel so dramatically? 00:47:50
  • Waking up to sunshine & masturbating as first item on my agenda, I'm grateful for that & a clearer, calmer, less-self-pitying brain today. 11:23:45
  • Wondering if my frustrating inability to finish things contributes to my tendency to finish relationships. They just GO ON & I keep sucking. 15:58:38
  • Let's play with my big natural #boobs at $5 for 15 minutes in ~ an hour! http://t.co/IXWfqVIjKU
    #oil on #tits on #cam http://t.co/zArzfPMx3f 18:44:58
  • Just realized I am almost the same age my dad was when I was born. Which puts my mid-life crisis into a less-anxious & happier perspective. 23:28:36

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