• I need to find a way to stop bawling my face off and guts out over Taurus. This has been going on for way too long & is fucking killing me. 13:10:39
  • Watching #Seahawks in OT tied playoff game, all I feel is slight concern #Seattle will lose revenue if we don't go to #SuperBowlXLIX. 15:29:37
  • Oh good, our stupid city will continue to enjoy this weird cache. I hope we end up with another weird parade while I barely live there. 15:34:50
  • Depressing surreal unenthusiastic aged privileged cynicism pixelates my rainy winter vision, temporarily blurring my heartache to dullness. 15:40:24
  • (not cus I want to attend bizarre military-protected sports victory parade, but just to be AWASH in the strangeness of this time & place) 16:00:58
  • Not so hard to make me happy; I just derived great pride & pleasure from dropping a deuce so big it clogged our indomitable upstairs toilet. 16:12:01
  • RT @frankenstein007: Did you hear about the Italian town with no chairs? Yes. That's right. It was Standing Rome Only. 16:15:45