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  • It helps SO MUCH to start my day & making plans for it with the computers OFF. 08:09:35
  • After I shave & get set up, going to log into http://t.co/g96sMyPcnD & maybe try to do my first gold show ever: http://t.co/iqj126bwnK 11:03:06
  • I fucking hate being off the pill. I feel like throwing things & screaming at people and pushing everything out of my way. 11:24:14
  • Before I'm allowed to masturbate I have to fucking sweep the fucking floor and paint my stupid fucking toenails & put on makeup HATE IT ALL. 11:27:03
  • Housework doesn't make me feel like a fucking hustler. That's all I'll say / promise to stop bitching. For now. 11:38:38
  • Okay! I am planning to FUCK MY FURRY LITTLE ASSHOLE in my first gold show: only FIVE DOLLARS!!! http://t.co/iqj126bwnK 13:49:33
  • In a MUCH better mood after the orgasms I just had on http://t.co/iqj126bwnK – next gold show to show off my #boobs & #hairy #bush & #pits! 15:04:09
  • Hey #streamate #camgirls! Is there a limit to how many gold shows you can do in a span of time? It won't let me start a third one! 15:11:44
  • @TheRoseDream Thank you! I will try that. πŸ™‚ in reply to TheRoseDream 15:17:18
  • I'm in so much hate with myself. Crying so hard that when a new wave of bawling starts, the tear-backwash smells like vomit-lite in my nose. 20:42:16
  • Like tragic self-pitying hopeless pathetic heart vomit.

    Don't feel sorry for me. This isn't a cry for help. I would never. Ask, that is. 20:43:35

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  • I need to find a way to stop bawling my face off and guts out over Taurus. This has been going on for way too long & is fucking killing me. 13:10:39
  • Watching #Seahawks in OT tied playoff game, all I feel is slight concern #Seattle will lose revenue if we don't go to #SuperBowlXLIX. 15:29:37
  • Oh good, our stupid city will continue to enjoy this weird cache. I hope we end up with another weird parade while I barely live there. 15:34:50
  • Depressing surreal unenthusiastic aged privileged cynicism pixelates my rainy winter vision, temporarily blurring my heartache to dullness. 15:40:24
  • (not cus I want to attend bizarre military-protected sports victory parade, but just to be AWASH in the strangeness of this time & place) 16:00:58
  • Not so hard to make me happy; I just derived great pride & pleasure from dropping a deuce so big it clogged our indomitable upstairs toilet. 16:12:01
  • RT @frankenstein007: Did you hear about the Italian town with no chairs? Yes. That's right. It was Standing Rome Only. 16:15:45

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  • And with that, jury duty is over. My first time serving on a jury. It was a good experience for lots of reasons and I'm glad I got to do it. 10:38:13
  • RT @melissagira: (It shouldn't matter what women are arrested for when the premise – that arrest is a form of social service – is so danger… 20:55:01
  • RT @titsandsass: Help get sex workers to Juneau to shape legislation: "Nothing About Us Without Us!" https://t.co/Cb1PqD9BIw @THEecowhore 20:55:07

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  • Why aren't more people following @milcahhalili here on twitter? Do people want to keep her a secret? Over your heads? I don't get it! 06:28:26
  • I guess sometimes three hours of sleep is enough. But not for long! I'm probably going back to bed as soon as possible. Which will be later. 06:30:06
  • Tips for dudes posting jack-off videos on the internet: do a modicum of nail grooming. PLEASE. Don't need to buff, just clip & clean. 06:32:51
  • I have super low hygiene standards for an American, so if *I* think your fingernails look disgusting, THEY PROBABLY ARE. With smegma on top. 06:36:25
  • Well, some people who work with their hands can't get (or especially KEEP) their hands & nails clean, @earth616jon – but the trimming part. in reply to earth616jon 07:05:52
  • Tons of young seamen in our tiny town for only a few days . . . and I missed it all. πŸ™ πŸ™ πŸ™ πŸ™ πŸ™ Why didn't anybody inform me?!? 20:38:05
  • Walked an older lady w/a pierced nose & a cane to her car tonight. Trying to make up for what an ass I was earlier. Will apologize tomorrow. 20:59:05
  • RT @DeliaTS: Getting a little later start tonight but I'll be available for shows in a bit – http://t.co/Z1APQ75mW4 22:09:16

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  • I need to stop masturbating I need to stop masturbating I need to stop masturbating I NEED TO GO BACK ON THE PILL. 19:28:00

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  • It's a pretty good day when you manage to work 10.5 hours, have about a dozen orgasms AND get high and watch Welcome to the Dollhouse. 02:19:31
  • I didn't do any exercise though so my body is stiff and sore, I have a headache, and the work I did probably won't pay off but WHATEVER!!! 02:20:47
  • While I'm horribly, tensely horny, I'm actually mostly horny for porn (j/o & self-suck vids) & my vibe. Not interactive sex today/yesterday. 05:21:59
  • What I *would* like from a person is food: hot, hand-delivered, lovingly practically-spoon-fed to me in bed. Middle-of-the-night service. 05:34:52
  • I'm a liar. I do wish I could snap my fingers and have a moaning furry motherfucker with a short fat dick just pounding the fuck out of me. 05:49:59
  • Feeling happy & fired up on four hours of sleep. My cunt is still MADDENINGLY in need of relief, though. 14:14:30
  • It's truly insane that we live so close to @ChArmstrongXXX and @DeliaTS & I are excited to see him in LA instead of frequently at home. in reply to ChArmstrongXXX 23:31:51

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  • RT @DeliaTS: Just posted a blog entry with a few pics. Something I hope to do on a more regular basis in 2015 – http://t.co/bwbtE79rIL 09:02:02
  • It's so gratifying & wonderful when some of my work gets done in my dreams. Thank you, subconscious! 10:48:45
  • Actually I should probably also thank seroquel and marijuana for that, but it was my conscious mind who decided to use them so WOOHOO!! 10:52:24
  • Composing email to my mom now proposing to pay her to write guest posts for my blog. 11:34:58
  • RT @SabrinaSwings: Biggest misconceptions about #swinging and #poly — Reply @SabrinaSwings – I'm going to be recording today with @polyin… 12:04:20
  • RT @SabrinaSwings: What is the most important conversation that needs to happen between the #swinging folks and the #poly folks?? 12:04:24
  • Overfuckingwhelmed. What is the one thing the one thing the thing the thing the thing I should right now now now now sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep die. 13:03:14
  • I can't think straight, and having the spycams on me makes it worse. #jumbled #overwhelmed #selfconscious #ontheverge of #success #failure 13:10:20
  • The amount of horny I am is ridiculous. Need to go back on pill. This is killing me. 15:40:34
  • No idea how many times I've come so far today. Many, and noisily . . . which I don't tend to be when using vibe alone. Cannot stop myself. 18:52:38
  • I'm about to just break it all! No testing, totally fearless . . . if it's ugly & fucked up it will give me a sense of urgency. So NYAHHHH!! 21:06:29

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  • Rarrrrggggrrrrr . . . not sure if using masturbation as a reward I can only have AFTER meeting goal is a very good idea or a VERY BAD ONE. 12:20:44
  • I don't know if it's fair that I worked for over three hours for a reward (orgasm) that took less than two minutes to claim. LOSING MY MIND. 15:23:26
  • So fucking horny I kind of feel like throwing up. 15:24:43
  • 2 of 5 stars to Shakedown by James Ellroy https://t.co/KgiXXnHVS3 21:38:21

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