• Every time I have to spend minutes using a remote to painstakingly re-enter long email & password to "relax" with "smart" tv, I want to KILL 18:36:55
  • I know, I know … first world problems. And now I have to pack a fresh bowl. State of Washington problems. 18:39:14
  • Mmmmmm, that's better. Stoned, tearing up watching daddy so proud of pre-op Zellweger in Miss Potter. #StonerGranny 19:03:07
  • I'll bet there was just a TON of dandruff in those days. People were probably CAKED with it. 19:38:24
  • RT @DeliaTS: Happy naked picture from earlier today. 🙂 http://t.co/EdNfcMlL3V 19:56:16
  • I *love* the new OLD design of http://t.co/qUjtYGuCaF from @JoJnD – she is LITERALLY *how internet porn started* – the herstory of it. 23:55:03