• Someone in Paris is looking at me naked right now. 11:47:09
  • The water is shimmering under sun-through-fog like spicy black gumdrops flattened out by gooey sparkly magic. 11:59:37
  • I would absolutely pay to view Woody Allen, Lance Armstrong & Bill Cosby interrogated with torture. 17:14:09
  • Nothing totally medieval, but really uncomfortable & humiliating stuff requiring their special sociopathic self-centered stamina. 17:18:01
  • I have a strong sadistic streak for misogynists who think they're the only person in the world who deserves to have their "no" respected. 17:22:32