• I would KILL a boiled egg right now for a massage. 11:25:29
  • Ween's White Pepper is the album of my early 40's, coming back to myself. The formulas work, the feelings strong & silly, smartly crafted. 12:45:40
  • All because my wife @DeliaTS knows me so well that she made me listen to Ice Castles because she knows it's exactly my kind of out-of-tune. 12:55:18
  • I DO want the dick, and I DO want the Easter buffet at the casino and I DO want sweet baby "son" … but I don't want to leave this place. 13:10:13
  • I study tarot, serial killers of the Pacific NW, Twin Peaks iconography, & the scared faces of men when my box tightly grasps their weiners. 13:17:12
  • RT @TriciaLockwood: I TOLD you that magma is what's in a boob http://t.co/8ktJMrmp2j 16:23:09
  • RT @AlanaMassey: I am not religious anymore but there is something about the very early morning on Easter Day that makes me believe that an… 17:59:53