• RT @seedcake: Everybody knows that the inventor of the wheel starved. They said to her: how does a horse wear this thing? 00:17:46
  • Having the best time alone all day & all night… and at the same time missing @DeliaTS SO MUCH! I feel happy, like I just can't get enough. 03:04:51
  • The longer it's been since my ritalin wore off, the more manic I get. 03:07 Might need to take more meth to go to sleep. #paradoxeffect 03:09:08
  • (don't worry; ritalin = meth … the dose I take is super duper low, too & pretty rare I use it, & definitely best when I'm alone) 03:17:39
  • OMFG I love self-suck videos so fucking much. Also seeing @AmberLily suck a big fat cock & tease it with her tongue, making him moan. 03:37:11
  • Hmmmmm . . . almost 4 . . . continue to enjoy my natural high / to masturbate compulsively or should I find a sleep aid? 03:57:35
  • The real truth: I love having the night to myself so much that I haven't gotten my fill of it yet. I wish the sun were farther away RN. 04:06:28
  • #hilarious makes one of my fave songs of last year even better: Falling Out https://t.co/Nwpe41naHb via @YouTube #lego #lovetohateyou 04:12:12
  • *Favorite songs LAST YEAR, not OF last year. I meant it's an older song I just happened to listen to a lot last year. #grammarpolice in reply to tastytrixie 04:40:44
  • 4th meal!! Errrrr … Breakfast!!! Errrrr … those orgasms felt SO FUCKING GOOD celebration buffet!!! 05:40:41
  • Being happily slutty sometimes means having unhappily hard conversations. Among having other hard things. Blargh. 12:27:32
  • A good overview of the 8 Minutes example of how sex workers are exploited by supposed rescuers & the media. https://t.co/SJKE549mum 12:51:43
  • I have some problems w/this piece, but still: https://t.co/Uopryz9oa7 12:54:15
  • Who knows? Maybe leprosy is the solution to all of my problems. 13:10:01
  • Hahahahahahaha AWESOME. Sickening happiness in spite of some stressors challenged by car not starting with very bouncy bumpy attempts. 15:05:45
  • RT @DeliaTS: Logging to cam for a few hours. Join me for a little afternoon delight -> http://t.co/I7SY7H5lHz 15:06:04
  • Tried to alleviate stress with a couple of orgasms. Felt great, but I'm not "relieved". I feel like punching things with my imaginary dick. 15:52:56
  • Don't like it when stressful things happen, but I love getting confirmation through those things that people I like are quality individuals. 20:46:40
  • Speaking of quality individuals, my wife @DeliaTS is showing her hot body off again LIVE on cam for you: http://t.co/r1JNJKtwZS 20:47:47
  • Nobody available here, but I totally want to cuddle & watch Star Trek. Fortunately, I totally want to enjoy the whole night alone even more. 21:24:21
  • My repeated & contradictory use of the word "totally" should help temper that, @JohnnieMonkey 😉 in reply to JohnnieMonkey 21:38:15
  • My wife @DeliaTS is awesome. I want to buy her a transam & drive to a special place where she bends me over the hood & eats my ass for days. 22:01:36
  • Mostly TNG & DS9, @amazing_garrett … but there are things I love about the others, too. in reply to amazing_garrett 23:22:19
  • Moon over lilacs in our backyard. https://t.co/OVEJ44C7EO 23:30:57