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May 12, 2015

When I can't stop looking at my phone(s) I wind up having free phone sex with "Muffin Man" (seriously: that's what caller id calls him). 00:45:22
I love living a very inconvenient distance away from most people but sometimes I just please want bring the dick over here to me please now. 00:46:39
Because @DeliaTS isn't going to be home all fucking week. So PLEASE Muffin Man … PLEASE. And *YOU* were supposed to be the one begging. 00:47:51
There is so much shit in my blog & I don't remember writing/posting half of it. Like, if I had it figured out 5 years ago why still stuck? 01:11:43
@strangerswmandy Ahh, thanks for trying – it looks totally messed up right now & I don't know when I can fix it. Sorry – that's frustrating. in reply to strangerswmandy 14:49:46
@strangerswmandy If you just need to create a new account the old grey button link here should work: http://t.co/nnNLZagUDW in reply to tastytrixie 14:51:58
The epitome of #evil, & you can't blame them for their nature. I should practice killing them with… https://t.co/HUaj0qT3N1 15:34:49
RT @ThatsOurWaldo: Dear @SHO_Network… it's time for pie!
Print: http://t.co/HSNP31NIVQ
#IWantToBelieve & #IWantToEatPie #SaveTwinPeaks ht… 17:45:51
I like it when they call me "ma'am", not "beautiful". And don't say you're sorry. Tell me I'm RIGHT. "You're right, ma'am … I'm wrong". 22:14:35
If you can't say you were wrong and I was right and mean it, I better never hear you lie to me about being sorry. 22:18:37

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