• RT @AmberLily: Question for my Southern California peeps: Which are your fave strip clubs in LA, Orange & San Bernardino Counties? Reply or… 06:14:04
  • I get so shy & so wet at the same time when I watch videos of me with younger men: looking up at me, doing what I say, moaning & twitching. 08:27:58
  • Would I feel shyer & wetter if they were younger women? Maybe. But guys actually seem a lot more vulnerable & exposed in my situations. 08:33:37
  • That combination of uncertainty (fear? vulnerability? self-consciousness?) & highly visible & audible arousal makes me SO excited. #amateurs 08:35:36
  • So fucking horny imagining @DeliaTS at home alone watching these videos. 08:48:40
  • I mostly *love* riding buses to Seattle, but right now feel like I'm getting carbon monoxide poisoning. 10:48:49
  • Yes, I'm the old-fashioned cunt who'll confront you when you get into my peaceful space on the ferry to make it your phone booth/office. 11:57:08
  • I'd like to teach the world to sing. And also jam your stupid fucking phones up most of your stupid fucking asses. Look around, dumb fucks! 11:59:47
  • When I'm cranky like this it often means I need to get laid. And I really REALLY do. Which is why I made the trek to Seattle today. 14:29:23
  • Hmmmm … maybe unemployment is what I'm really looking for in a boyfriend. Wait – I tried that twice & it wasn't actually more convenient. 14:32:33
  • So this is shaping up to be the stupidest night I ever woke up at 6 in the morning for, thinking it was going to be fucking AWESOME. 17:21:13
  • Usually I sleep in until at least eight for this kind of disappointment. 17:23:03
  • #nearsighted near my self #atarmslength https://t.co/pK2JOWHUxR 18:09:22
  • It shouldn't be this way, but man I give guys so many points when they're down to fuck bloody pussy. #PleasantSurprises 19:03:00