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RSS- I should probably stop masturbating & go to sleep. 04:38:49
- This is a hate crime even more than acknowledged in the write-up, & sexual assault. #dontpullkidspantsdown https://t.co/z81dGvojKD 04:46:38
- Trying to decide if I should stay up all night doing this thing that needs to be postmarked by tomorrow. 13:14:55
- I am most proud of things I start contemplating around suppertime & stay up all night doing. The things I do at night are most myself.. 13:16:17
- From a book review: "I thought family secrets meant sexual abuse & incest, but it was just prostitution."
People miss the real #VCAndrews. 15:36:12
- Here's what I have to be proud of so far today: I HAVE NOT EATEN ANY FRIES.
So proud. So very proud of myself. Fries are fucking EVERYWHERE. 15:44:28 - RT @DeliaTS: Back on cam tonight for the first time in awhile. Miss me? http://t.co/I7SY7GNKiZ 19:40:56
- That's so gallant, @Weebeasty! Of course the only thing more delicious to eat than french fries are the post-fry faces of gentlemen. in reply to Weebeasty 20:54:51
- Looking even more like #JenniferConnelly in this one than usual: https://t.co/CCaqXw0Tt5 21:32:37
- @AmberLily No way … that comparison flatters Jennifer Connelly.
in reply to AmberLily 21:55:41 - RT @SabrinaSwings: Spending the night. Do #swingers do sleepovers? Archives via @SabrinaSwings http://t.co/ymocu3gLml 22:49:21
My Life Yesterday
July 31, 2015
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My Life Yesterday
July 30, 2015
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- Something rolled heavy pot of flowers onto its side outside my cabin door while I slept. Growlers now laying noisy war blankets overhead. 12:48:34
- Get ready for an unshaven, #softcore affordable #goldshow here http://t.co/IXWfqV97eg
#boobs #bedhead #mombody http://t.co/HXjFCs6phN 14:30:00 - Oh shit: yard boy just showed up. Hope he can't hear me up here. Speaking of hearing: 1st time camming on this machine; help w/sound check? 14:32:32
- There's just nothing better than the smell of pussy & coconut-y #mountain #ocean #skintrip #lotion. 15:40:34
- 1st interesting convo ever heard at Starbucks: schizo lady talking about treason, dna, & ruby ring her mom bought her at Montgomery Ward's. 19:28:19
- As with most interesting speech, everyone's ignoring her & focusing on things with fewer syllables we pretend are more real. #crazyworld 19:31:52
- Sitting in Safeway parking lot, American dreamers herding themselves in & out with glazed pig eyes. Only signs of life: 2 kids piggybacking. 19:50:41
- Terrible warbling sing-song of some old folkster a muffled emanation from nearby beer garden preserving the day's oppressive humidity. 19:54:32
- I mistakenly feel subversive because I charged people to look between my legs without showering after taking two soft shits this morning. 20:00:15
- Phew! Dude just rolled in on a bigger mid-life crisis than mine. Palpable fear of a mundane death = comic relief & quiet companionship. 20:11:09
- Guy pulls into parking space facing me; I make eye contact, half-smile. He: visibly shaken. WTF? Doesn't anyone in this town want a handjob? 20:25:12
- If he's following me I totally understand why he's afraid, @Aneximarius. Plus I wouldn't have given him a handie anyway: had Idaho plates. in reply to Aneximarius 20:30:04
- This concludes live-tweeting Safeway Parking Lot in Idyllic Town Close to Giant Stockpile of Nuclear Weapons! Back to you, #BernieSanders! 20:50:05
- #spoton #darkhumor #FelineLivesMatter = #AllLivesMatter = #bullshit #shitpriorities #selfishasfuck #perpetuatingBS https://t.co/KP834IW7rL 21:03:21
- Note: I'm using the equal sign loosely. As is our American wont. 21:05:57
- @JennTVCD haha – though I'm not in King County tonight / our primary residence is in Jefferson County. in reply to JennTVCD 21:32:42
- @Dextronet I haven't used swift to-do list in awhile; can't find a search function to find (a) specific task(s) & notes on something. Help? 22:05:48
- @Dextronet nevermind; finally found that magnifying glass icon … in reply to tastytrixie 22:07:06
My Life Yesterday
July 29, 2015
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- A really good re-read, especially from & as somebodies who've waxed & waned with all of it before & since then. https://t.co/JyaE92s7Oy 08:51:28
- I'm not usually the type to stop the car to stare at #deer, but this is different.
- Barf. I'll come back later (couple months?) with a Trixie profile. With no chance of meeting me. #unevenplayingfield http://t.co/owTnxtphKt 18:55:38
- Sweet opportunity for local folks! Side note: I worked in Everett as a teen. https://t.co/smOBfNRIlt 19:16:55
- @Afroauthor nothing; just not personally or professionally rewarding the way I had it. Better off being all-Trixie to all but a tiny circle. in reply to Afroauthor 19:23:42
- @Afroauthor it's ok … I didn't want to publicize that or okc profile to people who know me as Trixie online. in reply to Afroauthor 19:49:16
- Having an awesome day, but focusing on the negative publicly to avoid making people envious, resentful & judgmental. #guiltmitigation 20:30:52
- Miss you!!! Thanks for the pic. Mwah! https://t.co/LkDmSRnBSh 20:38:51
- @dana_orourke but that'd take away from ingenuity needed to develop confusing buggy app updates & keys that remotely make cars honk! in reply to dana_orourke 20:59:20
- @dana_orourke lol – you got me! in reply to dana_orourke 21:03:13
- On my walk/run this morning to magical-feeling swampy-place. I'd sleep here if I were immune to mosquitoes. http://t.co/fAtCmKvdem 21:07:24
- Haha, @babestoday – thanks I should aim to get them to you exactly 2 years late! Shot a whole set, but been sitting on them. in reply to babestoday 21:22:19
My Life Yesterday
July 28, 2015
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- Actually I'm not that stupid. My subconscious is just very crafty. And there's a school of experiences I'm signed up for to learn from. 00:24:17
- We have a ton of stuff needing updates, @davidsteinle …a tricky thing though is the word "wife" feels right for @DeliaTS but wrong for me. in reply to davidsteinle 10:29:36
- RT @ConnerHabib: One of my fav paranormal websites, @DailyGrail, has a great write up of my summer blog series, #TheSexRadicals – http://t.… 10:59:45
- Just made: tiny video masturbating to orgasm in very private unpornographic way. Not sure if I'll ever post it. http://t.co/o0yUnMtTsU 13:09:31
- HA – I fantasize about @kateengland21 on the regular … but I'm not cut out to be in front of mainstream porn cams. https://t.co/f6CLNvTSHi 13:35:16
- If I create & market something utilizing the name "RoBUSTinator!!", what should it be?
(must be #lucrative #easytoassemble & #dieselfueled) 14:15:52
- Or is: Trixie "The RoBUSTinator" Fontaine a better application of the title?
God I can't afford to keep buying all of the awesome domains. 14:17:02
- My #MCM is @rexwhamming who only just told me we met him YEARS ago … and I remember trying to suppress my swooning HE WAS SO YOUNG & CUTE! 15:03:34
- RT @spyonus: While our spycams are mostly on sabbatical, check out these awesome Bat Cams! https://t.co/5C6eIIzts1 #ilovebats 18:48:20
- One of my fave shots of the day, @xbiancastonex – extra glad you like it too! You are such a delight. DELIGHTFUL, I say! in reply to xbiancastonex 19:11:24
- At the end of my walk alone in the woods tonight. #dusk https://t.co/9nhQnC7ZFv 22:07:48
My Life Yesterday
July 27, 2015
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- RT @erikhanberg: Check out @mattsdriscoll writing on #Dune author and #Tacoma native Frank Herbert: http://t.co/yTqX1k0oYv http://t.co/B5UG… 10:42:03
- So warmly stuck in my perfect loft-nest in the mornings; working to embrace my ever-perfect swing-shift mentality, enjoying time-off FIRST. 11:33:29
- RT @strangerswmandy: I'm almost positive more people die every year from sneezing while driving then condom free porn. 11:33:50
- Going insane. TV'S @netflix app is not allowing me to give one shit star rating to #badink. #fuckingterrible #fake #likehardrockstationdjs 16:28:45
- OMG I think I sprained my larynx laughing at @EugeneMirman #VeganOnHisWayTooManyWordsInThisTitle #thecomplainstore #yesimstoned 16:44:52
- RT @BaileyJayTweets: Before/after eating ass http://t.co/XSWwAGTvpX 17:11:17
- RT @stoya: Oh, you played a prostitute in a movie? I played a nurse in a porno. Does that qualify me to talk about working conditions in ho… 17:12:37
- Checking out Powell's Staff Picks: Top 5 of 2014 http://t.co/tkrPG3Lj6i 19:26:35
- Huh. Having a hard time finding fancy purple marbles. And by fancy, I mean FUN. Not plain / for flower arrangements / wedding centerpieces. 19:41:50
- Fan mail of the day:
"I watch your born all the time u r my favorite"
- 100% in favor of the inclusion of "trashy romance novels" in this list of pornographic media. #filthysexdebauchery https://t.co/oYMEL0gDmG 20:00:36
- Printing out & editing some of my hundreds of blog drafts.
And making instructive timelines out of years of stupidity!!!
22:13:07 - @libby_lynn aww, thanks! I'm totally getting into embracing editing & writing in general; the stupid parts I referenced are my behaviors. in reply to libby_lynn 22:19:21
My Life Yesterday
July 26, 2015
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- Hungry to snack on a man's face. 10:57:30
- There's some crossed-wire arousal/sex/fertility shit that happens approaching menopause (& other times) that women just don't talk about. 11:58:29
- RT @Seska: Having blogged before it was called blogging (1999) this piece really hit home for me. https://t.co/4TLEqKZopo 12:14:32
- I must stop feeling sad & misunderstood & lame & under-appreciated & stupid & apologetic over not being able to socialize like normal folks. 13:57:22
- I'm talking about sight of wriggly babies & grabby toddlers causing body to want to make more of them, @etherial11b. Powerful & unsettling. in reply to etherial11b 14:00:52
- Our bodies are designed to do & want & respond to things in ways that totally fucking bypass rational conscious thought. 14:03:31
- "Why is my pussy so wet?" After walking out of a place where there's a man I'm attracted to & an adorable wobbly human sucking on styrofoam. 14:06:59
- Have you ever heard women talking privately to each other about the sensation of their milk being let down in response to baby cries? 14:09:44
- I shouldn't be unsettled by something totally natural & fundamental to being human. It's incredibly bizarre to think of breeding as taboo. 14:44:23
- @frankenstein007 I *wish* I had a neck so long & slender, & hair so bouncy! in reply to frankenstein007 14:59:04
- @LibertyHarkness Me too! If only @DeliaTS liked reading books more than she does … then I'd be reading more books. in reply to LibertyHarkness 15:00:03
- Gahhhh just ran into 6'8" crazy dude with Bill Clinton voice I fucked a few years back fuuuck. Major mistake. BUT I STILL WANT TO FUCK HIM. 15:20:48
- You don't see someone for years who lives in our small area … until you speak his name out loud. 10 days later? Boom. Right there. WHY?!? 15:55:51
- You can see people doing some really wonderfully awkward things LIVE on http://t.co/57HpHFhEwv.
(Plus tits ass pussy dick sex etc.) 16:37:52
- Like seriously … some girls are just losing their fucking minds. It's extremely reassuring. 16:38:40
- Impossible to distinguish between webwhores who are genuine trainwrecks & webwhores who are just brilliant at sucking you into fake stories. 16:42:09
- Parked alone in the car, window down, surrounded by green & overcast sounds of small planes, drunk planes, planes considering suicide. 17:54:01
- No, sorry, I just don't have the budget right now to hire friends.
"Wait! No, I'll be your friend for free!"
No. You won't.
#better4every1 21:26:05 - Hmmm … that sounds way more melodramatic than it should. Also, the only person it's about is me. #imaginaryconvowithmyownstrangeself 23:30:57
My Life Yesterday
July 25, 2015
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- Yay, rain!! We need more of your wetness in #Washington. #drought #toohot #toodry #goodmorning http://t.co/za2vkWuYpk 08:51:47
- RT @davidsteinle: #FF @DeliaTS @tastytrixie This couple loves one another more than any. Just so happy they can marry everywhere in the US … 10:30:06
- Rainy Friday alone, naked with a stack of library #books.
#shorts #Nocturnes #kazuoishiguro #stories… https://t.co/EQYHL57v4h 13:06:47
- Ugh. More like anything to not talk about gender. Looks like we need man-control way more than gun-control. https://t.co/9Rmtcdi5IS 19:35:57
- Summoning: someone to procure a can of soup, & creamer for my morning tea. Half hour of unwashed cuddling. Silent service & soothing. Love. 20:04:23
- Note: my psychic summons was not answered / I don't have any submissive domestic service-oriented lovers to do things at my finger snap. 21:48:32
- 6% done with The Rehearsal, by Eleanor Catton http://t.co/o8dfMcZnDp 22:08:11
My Life Yesterday
July 24, 2015
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- My idea of a perfect date: going through the #carwash with my wife, deliats.
My Life Yesterday
July 23, 2015
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- It's kind of making me sad so few people have favorited this beautiful image of me riding a friend's dick: http://t.co/0Dos4rHChl 10:14:55
- Ferry stopped mid-crossing: a memorial. Brief. Then forward. Goodbye, safe passage, carry on. Every day, all around. http://t.co/4NZWwFY1bJ 12:59:05
My Life Yesterday
July 22, 2015
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- Waking up to being spooned by @DeliaTS & then rubbed & massaged by her = BLISS. 09:50:38
- Having a perfect day off alone with my wife @DeliaTS … fucking, watching tragedy porn, eating in bed, etc. http://t.co/pDJQ4XyfXW 13:48:40
- Haha, @Volfie99 – Something's Wrong with Aunt Diane, 9/11 faker, something about Waco, a bunch of those A&E Killer Speaks shows, etc. #porn in reply to Volfie99 16:49:03
- When your favorite Star-Trek-and-sex friend tells you he's probably moving to Salt Lake City.
oh well live long & prosper poor me 19:42:37
