• Hungry to snack on a man's face. 10:57:30
  • There's some crossed-wire arousal/sex/fertility shit that happens approaching menopause (& other times) that women just don't talk about. 11:58:29
  • RT @Seska: Having blogged before it was called blogging (1999) this piece really hit home for me. https://t.co/4TLEqKZopo 12:14:32
  • I must stop feeling sad & misunderstood & lame & under-appreciated & stupid & apologetic over not being able to socialize like normal folks. 13:57:22
  • I'm talking about sight of wriggly babies & grabby toddlers causing body to want to make more of them, @etherial11b. Powerful & unsettling. in reply to etherial11b 14:00:52
  • Our bodies are designed to do & want & respond to things in ways that totally fucking bypass rational conscious thought. 14:03:31
  • "Why is my pussy so wet?" After walking out of a place where there's a man I'm attracted to & an adorable wobbly human sucking on styrofoam. 14:06:59
  • Have you ever heard women talking privately to each other about the sensation of their milk being let down in response to baby cries? 14:09:44
  • I shouldn't be unsettled by something totally natural & fundamental to being human. It's incredibly bizarre to think of breeding as taboo. 14:44:23
  • @frankenstein007 I *wish* I had a neck so long & slender, & hair so bouncy! in reply to frankenstein007 14:59:04
  • @LibertyHarkness Me too! If only @DeliaTS liked reading books more than she does … then I'd be reading more books. 😉 in reply to LibertyHarkness 15:00:03
  • Gahhhh just ran into 6'8" crazy dude with Bill Clinton voice I fucked a few years back fuuuck. Major mistake. BUT I STILL WANT TO FUCK HIM. 15:20:48
  • You don't see someone for years who lives in our small area … until you speak his name out loud. 10 days later? Boom. Right there. WHY?!? 15:55:51
  • You can see people doing some really wonderfully awkward things LIVE on http://t.co/57HpHFhEwv.

    (Plus tits ass pussy dick sex etc.) 16:37:52

  • Like seriously … some girls are just losing their fucking minds. It's extremely reassuring. 16:38:40
  • Impossible to distinguish between webwhores who are genuine trainwrecks & webwhores who are just brilliant at sucking you into fake stories. 16:42:09
  • Parked alone in the car, window down, surrounded by green & overcast sounds of small planes, drunk planes, planes considering suicide. 17:54:01
  • No, sorry, I just don't have the budget right now to hire friends.

    "Wait! No, I'll be your friend for free!"

    No. You won't.
    #better4every1 21:26:05

  • Hmmm … that sounds way more melodramatic than it should. Also, the only person it's about is me. #imaginaryconvowithmyownstrangeself 23:30:57