• I must be super-ovulating or something. It's like a thick strong egg-white taffy-pull between my thighs. 15:35:49
  • I *love* this beautiful app: @forestapp_cc!
    Would also love:
    *audible alert option when time is up
    *a desktop version! 15:41:13
  • When dudes hit on my wife @DeliaTS right in front of me, I feel a macho combination of old-fashioned pride & anger. 17:53:31
  • Just now when I told a guy SHE'S MY WIFE, he told me he would arm wrestle me for her. Only reason I didn't punch him: his son was with him. 17:55:37
  • RT @ADONISSOUND: White people can see aliens, Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and ghosts, but can't see racism, oppression or white privile… 17:55:55
  • It was, @amir00arian … and I didn't really want to punch him at all. It's just so emasculating! 😉 in reply to amir00arian 19:16:18
  • Hahahaha! https://t.co/ijwgsSKRaf 21:39:11
  • Loving junk food & movie night with my wife, @DeliaTS – we finally watched #Maleficent; from #Gia to this, #AngelinaJolie stirs my heart. 21:42:17