- @Aneximarius I had their crispy chicken guacamole sandwich with no cheese by request … it was fucking delicious. in reply to Aneximarius 11:19:34
- RT @DeliaTS: Want a hot cam session? Come by and see me! I'll be on this afternoon for a few hours – http://t.co/I7SY7GNKiZ 14:53:27
- That McDonald's was such a bad move yesterday even withOUT fries. I feel disgustingly bloated today. And I just want to eat MORE. #ilufries 19:44:46
- Sometimes I feel like just saying "fuck it", going bankrupt & writing silly books. VERY SILLY books. Porn-taintment without pics. 19:47:13
- I have half a box of cookies left and a whole mind to eat them. 19:49:00
- Gosh, girls sure are cute. If I had a cute girl's box in front of me I'd eat that right now instead of the cookies. I'm repellant RN though. 19:50:41
- Yes way, @wbahner … I'm unattractive right now in pretty much every conceivable way except my hair's cleanish. COOKIES HERE I CUMMMMMMM!!! in reply to wbahner 19:53:03
- Safeway brand peanut butter & fudge, @AliceSkary … I think they're softer & more pillowy than the girl scout ones. in reply to AliceSkary 20:03:53
- What's funny is #POF not allowing OPENLY non-monogamous folks to have ads … and REDIRECTING US TO #ASHLEYMADISON. #fuckstraightmonogamy 20:07:52
- Yeah, that aspect of it is nice, @etherial11b …not a dating site, though. And more triggering than a barbed purple banana under bare feet. in reply to etherial11b 20:36:22
- RT @SovereignSyre: I can't trust you if you don't have a story about shitting your pants. 21:59:58
My Life Yesterday
August 19, 2015
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