- Wanted to come but burst out laughing at 56 second #JO video: hot hairy dude urgently jerking standing & plie-ing to I Don't Like Mondays. 00:10:15
- Way too old to be having back-to-school #nightmares. So horny, about to fuck @DeliaTS … then realized SHIT I'M MISSING 1ST DAY OF CLASSES! 11:04:23
- On the stoop, enjoying sounds & temperature & coziness of soft #summer #rain. #nofilter #pacificnorthwest #glasses http://t.co/AKGfBh8rdE 12:57:21
- Playing @wordbraingame is NOT fun: only allows 1 right answer (ex. "clam") when others s/b right, too (ex. "calm"). Guessing isn't brainy! in reply to wordbraingame 13:11:23
- Annoying fact: my sister & I know a lot of words, but fucking SUCK at #scrabble. While her husband & @DeliaTS WIN that shit. WHY????? 13:21:37
- RT @lovereadinguk: “The only thing that you absolutely have to know, is the location of the library.” – Albert Einstein. http://t.co/ESctUi… 13:34:46
- @Maggie_McNeill Woohoo!! I DM'd a get well pic to @BOBCATGIRL, but it'll still be good later if can't access DMs any time soon. {{{hugs}}} in reply to Maggie_McNeill 14:10:06
- Yes, you CAN jump into in-progress sexy shows with my wife! Hard to catch her, otherwise.
https://t.co/cg9Fzp6rfi 14:22:57
- I'm sure they'd trade me in a heartbeat, @chrisroach69 – I'm THE hostile #hermit in our #neighborhood. #Unapproachable & staying that way. in reply to chrisroach69 14:54:20
- My brain challenges me by checking out, forgetting what I'm doing… & interrupting to say really fucked-up things to me over & over & over. 15:05:04
- Unfortunately this has been a problem for me since way before I ever smoked pot, @sedadaze. And have barely smoked this week / NONE today. in reply to sedadaze 15:12:37
- It exacerbates the prob, @sedadaze; provides some relief, but ultimately I eat more & exercise less: the main factors aggravating my brain. in reply to sedadaze 15:18:01
- WANTED: very smart & kind & patient & switchy full-time babysitter (for me) / personal assistant / coach / massage therapist / housekeeper. 15:30:39
- WANTED: money to generously pay the aforementioned person!!!!
15:34:39
- Bianca is honey-sweet and BEYOND dreamy! https://t.co/tOFmpWBMRp 15:36:10
- Interesting, & worth at least skimming the bullet-points. https://t.co/B7KYlfiUaq 15:39:59
- Haha … something tells me you would not actually increase my productivity …
http://t.co/lErYYwxMdU https://t.co/0gGoA6kIYL 15:44:46
- When can you move in, @frankenstein007? And are you prepared to quickly come to hate my guts??? in reply to frankenstein007 15:47:36
- @frankenstein007 LMAO — YOU'RE "HIRED" (hopelessly broke Wooster here)!! You do know I'm serious, right? in reply to frankenstein007 15:52:40
- Eating tacos on the #straitofjuandefuca. Life *is* good! #cloudy #pacificnorthwest #summer #vanlife… https://t.co/onPYFCaDD1 16:53:27
- Working on not putting content out there before asking myself "am I making this so *I* can remember *everything* OR for others' ENJOYMENT?" 18:45:50
My Life Yesterday
September 2, 2015
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