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RSS- My body would function better if I lost 10 pounds, but lookie here now; I am Cuddle Heaven! #natural #lilchub #soft http://t.co/MHoPOzjT3M 10:43:35
- Just had some hollering-loud orgasms with my #wife, @DeliaTS. #love #sex #marriage #happiness #intimacy #inbed http://t.co/pHEN8iba3x 17:31:15
- Grrrr … when thieves try to justify breaking (or threaten to break) contracts with their victims through shame? https://t.co/A8t3jWHfIn 17:38:59
- RT @KisaFae: In the mean time check out my clips #hairygirl ❤️ http://t.co/f61iDbffd0 http://t.co/mlQm7jY2XZ 18:17:08
- RT @urbabydolls: this photo makes me so happy http://t.co/NwPot0eGT3 21:33:51
My Life Yesterday
September 9, 2015
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My Life Yesterday
September 8, 2015
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- #mastersoftheuniverse & 3 huge loads of cum. https://t.co/y1Ihp4B74I 12:27:14
- Now measuring: growth of #intimacy/closeness by number of times I have #pooped at his place, & #poop stories shared. #getalittlecloser 15:49:37
- @AliceSkary hahaha … no, & probably won't ever be / @DeliaTS & I don't even do that after 13+ years. Okay, *I* do it, but she doesn't. 😉 in reply to AliceSkary 16:01:26
- RT @AnnieSprinkle: https://t.co/qfGBchkaq8
#CandidaRoyalle passed away this morning. Details on my FB page so this news will reach her frie… 17:09:39 - I got/get to welcome 2 different people home 2 nights in a row! THE BEST: they just want to stay home & eat, cuddle, watch TV & fuck. 20:26:43
- Hard to see in this pic, but there's a ton of cum all over me from leg to nape of neck. #natural #boobs #breasts http://t.co/ZS95AXWgNU 20:38:51
- RT @AlicePhallus: Just saw this laundry soap commercial: Did you know that you can teach A MAN to do laundry? We taught a PENIS-HAVER to do… 22:32:05
My Life Yesterday
September 7, 2015
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- Sooo nice being fucked hard, but IT WAS THE FRIED EGGS & POTATOES & BACON. I feel like my (EXTREMELY funny) jokes are wasted on him, though. 01:11:28
- When camera phone forces you to acknowledge your pussy got tore up worse than you thought. #rip #taint #owie http://t.co/4xZoWRy2Iy 14:32:46
- You'd think that would make me take a break, but it doesn't. I do3sn5. So fucking xock-hungry you don't even know. 21:52:35
My Life Yesterday
September 6, 2015
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- On page 15 of 163 of The Sense of an Ending, by Julian Barnes: Found this book while wande… http://t.co/t2ojqx4KYL 11:59:00
- I hate books revolving around unenergetically snotty characters with flaccid dreams, flaccid personalities, flaccid mistakes. 12:10:25
- I actually *like* flaccid penises, fyi. Semi-flaccid, especially. But I hated The Catcher in the Rye. HATED IT. Would I like it better now? 12:12:13
- I'm training my face to become the next Anne Ramsey or the landlady in Kingpin. Please feminism, I'm almost there … don't ruin my dreams. 12:16:00
- Feeling the urge to do an old-school State Report for my site. Revisit what I failed at (but really WANTED to do right) as a fifth grader. 12:38:17
- I know … I know. You don't have to tell me that none of these things will win me an AVN or XBiz award. I know! 12:40:16
- In my state report, the Devil's Club wins State Flower. 12:43:25
- 21% done with Thru-Hiking Will Break, by Carrot Quinn: It took more than 300 miles for the… http://t.co/PznB0sefnd 13:02:39
- RT @metalhanded: #ProWrestlingHasTaughtMe that just because it's fake doesn't mean it isn't real. http://t.co/j9ExFa0WtC 13:21:59
- This will be my back-to-school. Taking pictures like this one and compiling state reports with childlike diligence. https://t.co/1beKZxZXfa 13:25:22
- I'm just going to have lots & lots of books this weekend. No more boys. Wait for my wife to return from Phish, & MFB from Burning Man. 13:41:38
- If I make time for anything besides books, it should be museums. Trains. Tacoma. Solitary long walking. The SPL. Or the best: chosen WORK. 13:47:03
- I'm in love with your puffy @MichaelKors vest, @DeliaTS #dressingupinmywifesclothes. I'm off to buy a traveling 3-hole punch! #necessities 14:41:58
- Keeping #Seattle #hairy! Walking around town aroused by happy couples stopping to kiss & rub on each… https://t.co/k3q2SZAWw3 16:08:05
- RT @neiltyson: If your body were bolted to the ground when Earth stopped rotating, then your head would snap off, and it would roll due east 16:12:52
- Self-control is not my strong suit.
I wonder how many pounds of food I've eaten in the past 3 days?
It could be worse, though. 17:13:35
- RT @melissagira: "We see your sex panic." "We see your transphobia." #HoLandSecurity rally now in Brooklyn http://t.co/0T8psfJqEP 17:20:51
- RT @AyadeLeon: One lesson of #HoLandSecurity HomelandSecurity+#Ferguson/#BlackLivesMatter is the same. Increased police/militarization DO N… 17:21:22
- Peg Bundy is my sexy style idol. Forever. 17:22:58
- RT @davenaz: Adult performers are having their medical records subpoenaed. http://t.co/ipgv5DpQFj 17:23:35
- There's music playing & so much room in the grocery store I feel like we should be dancing. #floorspace http://t.co/gDLYDEiZBh 20:28:49
My Life Yesterday
September 5, 2015
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- The joyful intensity of love I have for being alone in the middle of the night sometimes is one of my favorite things about being myself. 05:39:53
- It looks like I could have some kind of a dreamy threesome with two of my favorite twenty-something boy buddies today … but IDK. 10:40:12
- RT @plantandmineral: my fav part of men selfies is how they’re always taken w the most neutral expression possible as if they’re documentin… 10:47:17
- RT @OnePerfectShot: [WATCH] The Art of Close-Ups with (and Narrated by) @edgarwright http://t.co/PENMHoeifm Edited by @davechensky http://t… 10:50:30
- What's my problem? I just want to hide from everybody. 11:22:03
- I spend the lead-up to ~70% of the plans I make with other people fantasizing I have a good reason to cancel. #socialanxiety #hermit #tired 11:40:01
- ::sigh:: I suspect some of the people quietly check me as Trixie, which I can relate to but is disorienting in so many ways. 11:54:33
- BTW of personal & professional integration/cross-sharing, a newsletter from my fave Dr.: "The Stories of Our Lives" http://t.co/HN7NJxlI7n 12:13:42
- Totally shaking after hearing breaking/crashing on top floor of our so! new! fancy! building. Shattered glass all over. #overpriced #shoddy 13:59:04
- I kind of think this property is #cursed or at least #doomed. I know we probably shouldn't renew our lease, but we still love some of it. 14:01:01
- @ridgiedidge Cause is obvious to me (a lot of very cheaply "crafted" things here) &/or damaged by someone but didn't fall apart until now. in reply to ridgiedidge 14:08:02
- About 9 sentences or concepts elicited cheers from me, and maybe only 1 or 2 a boo. #clitlegs Plus: interesting. https://t.co/BmezZE5xKP 14:27:01
- It's okay, Trixie. You must interact with humans. This is a very nice human! Already knows you!! You can have sex with!! Everyone winners!! 15:53:48
- Because of plans, you washed the butthole! Feel better already! Wouldn't have otherwise! Both have digestive issues! Much fun to talk with! 15:56:17
- You're worthwhile human! Bring many peoples much pleasures! And much reassurance! Don't need be any smarter than you are! OK to be stupid! 15:58:38
- Yup … that's me, all right. Me & my diseased fucking imagination. #astrology #bullshit #sickinthehead https://t.co/6KjcrllALQ 19:48:00
- RT @sophiaphotos: Oh shit. Awesome. My words from the panel last night made it into Toronto Life http://t.co/YJteS74BjS http://t.co/SJmN9f3… 21:09:59
- RT @kittystryker: So I wrote a Frankenstein slash porn-ish story and it's quite weird http://t.co/gi2u1Lagr0 21:13:46
- Hahaha, @kittystryker … GOOD ONE!!! I rately read stories online; that one was worth it! in reply to kittystryker 21:17:14
- So many years later, tables have turned; naughtily dressing up in my wife's (@DeliaTS) clothes while she's away. http://t.co/7rQeDbZUrd 22:03:05
- I even made a silly video of it, with me singing, "dressing up…in my wife's clothes!" as I play in her dresses etc. http://t.co/emwcYMkW1u 22:27:14
- #poop https://t.co/KpJTuAzs0L 22:49:36
- I say a lot of crabby things about #Seattle, but alone on the top floor tonight it feels like I won my tween kind of dream Christmas. 23:57:34
My Life Yesterday
September 4, 2015
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- I don't understand women who look forward to going to the salon like it's fun or something. I dread it. Can't wait for it to be over. 10:52:21
- Undeniable truth: I am "worth" more money with long bright shiny blonde hair. It's a bizarre trip. #command #attention #powertrip #insane 17:00:09
- It makes me feel cozy & not-alone (in a comforting good way) knowing there are people around the world thumbing through my blog tonight. 20:41:43
- My wife @DeliaTS couldn't hear me when I called to tell her I love her. Glad for little cushions of connection text & internet can provide. 20:45:23
- Please Mr. Rogers can't we just stay home alone today & you show me how to make peanut butter & only watch the outside on Picture Picture? 21:07:43
- If "using our words" were really the only acceptable way to express feelings, there'd be no music. FUCK THAT! #supportarts #expressyourself 21:13:38
- With a little taken off around the edges. #bush #nofilter #unshaved #hairypussy #bikiniwax #notevenwearingabikini http://t.co/hUjrkmthL8 22:08:24
My Life Yesterday
September 3, 2015
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- GIDDY with the joy of rain. First day of September & it suddenly feels like fall. 01:31:13
- This is what a real piece of shit child-trafficking pimp looks like. Already been punished enough?? Not even close. https://t.co/sCRE4MHGeR 03:16:27
- Saw my lady crush by surprise at the store. Ohhhhhhhhhh she exerts a deep pull. I think I made her blush when I said I fantasize about her. 12:13:43
- Rain stopped & it's summer again. Going to have my tea in the red chair surrounded by salal. http://t.co/FNY6QHGDfQ 12:16:37
- She asks if I'm doing it. IDK. It's like I have all the pieces to 99 beautiful puzzles. BUT NO CORNER PIECES FOR ANY OF THEM. #wheretostart? 12:24:45
- I suck so fucking bad at packing & transitioning & getting ready to go & going & stopping & reme
WHAT AM I DOING? WHERE AM I??? 13:56:53
- There was thunder & lightning on the first leg of my drive, and a blisteringly jolly torrential… https://t.co/Ae259R6Yk4 17:04:02
- Seattle is a dirty beautiful expensive confusing doomed clusterfuck full of oblivious inconsiderate phone junkies & SHIT. #youwillberubble 17:38:12
My Life Yesterday
September 2, 2015
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- Wanted to come but burst out laughing at 56 second #JO video: hot hairy dude urgently jerking standing & plie-ing to I Don't Like Mondays. 00:10:15
- Way too old to be having back-to-school #nightmares. So horny, about to fuck @DeliaTS … then realized SHIT I'M MISSING 1ST DAY OF CLASSES! 11:04:23
- On the stoop, enjoying sounds & temperature & coziness of soft #summer #rain. #nofilter #pacificnorthwest #glasses http://t.co/AKGfBh8rdE 12:57:21
- Playing @wordbraingame is NOT fun: only allows 1 right answer (ex. "clam") when others s/b right, too (ex. "calm"). Guessing isn't brainy! in reply to wordbraingame 13:11:23
- Annoying fact: my sister & I know a lot of words, but fucking SUCK at #scrabble. While her husband & @DeliaTS WIN that shit. WHY????? 13:21:37
- RT @lovereadinguk: “The only thing that you absolutely have to know, is the location of the library.” – Albert Einstein. http://t.co/ESctUi… 13:34:46
- @Maggie_McNeill Woohoo!! I DM'd a get well pic to @BOBCATGIRL, but it'll still be good later if can't access DMs any time soon. {{{hugs}}} in reply to Maggie_McNeill 14:10:06
- Yes, you CAN jump into in-progress sexy shows with my wife! Hard to catch her, otherwise. 😉 https://t.co/cg9Fzp6rfi 14:22:57
- I'm sure they'd trade me in a heartbeat, @chrisroach69 – I'm THE hostile #hermit in our #neighborhood. #Unapproachable & staying that way. in reply to chrisroach69 14:54:20
- My brain challenges me by checking out, forgetting what I'm doing… & interrupting to say really fucked-up things to me over & over & over. 15:05:04
- Unfortunately this has been a problem for me since way before I ever smoked pot, @sedadaze. And have barely smoked this week / NONE today. in reply to sedadaze 15:12:37
- It exacerbates the prob, @sedadaze; provides some relief, but ultimately I eat more & exercise less: the main factors aggravating my brain. in reply to sedadaze 15:18:01
- WANTED: very smart & kind & patient & switchy full-time babysitter (for me) / personal assistant / coach / massage therapist / housekeeper. 15:30:39
- WANTED: money to generously pay the aforementioned person!!!! 😉 15:34:39
- Bianca is honey-sweet and BEYOND dreamy! https://t.co/tOFmpWBMRp 15:36:10
- Interesting, & worth at least skimming the bullet-points. https://t.co/B7KYlfiUaq 15:39:59
- Haha … something tells me you would not actually increase my productivity … 😉 http://t.co/lErYYwxMdU https://t.co/0gGoA6kIYL 15:44:46
- When can you move in, @frankenstein007? And are you prepared to quickly come to hate my guts??? in reply to frankenstein007 15:47:36
- @frankenstein007 LMAO — YOU'RE "HIRED" (hopelessly broke Wooster here)!! You do know I'm serious, right? in reply to frankenstein007 15:52:40
- Eating tacos on the #straitofjuandefuca. Life *is* good! #cloudy #pacificnorthwest #summer #vanlife… https://t.co/onPYFCaDD1 16:53:27
- Working on not putting content out there before asking myself "am I making this so *I* can remember *everything* OR for others' ENJOYMENT?" 18:45:50
My Life Yesterday
September 1, 2015
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- So high. My eyes are burning. I cried my eyes out feeling love & admiration for Wes Craven. Why don't I have more cookies?? #godsizedhole 01:49:05
- Still magical, the internet: how right now while I'm alone in bed someone in St. Petersburg is at my site reading my diary, seeing me naked. 01:59:24
- Or hacking me. They could just be doing that. And Saint Petersburg left. But now there's someone in Paris on my site. Still like magic! 02:02:12
- Me in pink #stockings reading Mike Hammer. Jesus, my boobs! But why aren't my hands normal-sized? Weird. https://t.co/wgslRPOxic 02:07:37
- @transpanik hahaha … totally know that feeling! Still getting used to / avoiding properly learning Lightroom though. in reply to transpanik 02:11:40
- This makes me feel positively murderous: https://t.co/p9I9tnpKrB 02:16:20
- Also: so glad the internet is finally making portrait-oriented video okay: one of the overlooked great things mobile devices facilitated. 02:30:30
- My wife deliats heading to our #backyard blanket where we 69d & fucked outside in the #hot #August… https://t.co/7YDM79qjzk 10:50:12
- My head got grabbed by a loooooong #blackberry vine on my path. When I finally managed to pull away… https://t.co/oPp9XiRBWL 10:55:27
- I just came very quietly so the lady under my open window on the other side of the fence wouldn't know what I was up to. 11:52:48
- Except for my vibrator is really loud. But maybe it could pass for a dustbuster or something. She'll just think I REALLY LIKE TO DUST. 11:54:00
- RT @Maggie_McNeill: With the exception of one stupid "con", excellent @TheOnion snark. https://t.co/EEanXj8S1S 12:54:32
- Bodily functions. I'M INTO THEM! And I have the ill-advised domain names to prove it. May be finally getting over people discouraging me. 12:58:03
- It's not my legacy to leave behind simple loads of "sexy"; if I break from updating w/porn to write about POOP, I'm more fully realized. 13:18:15
- RT @mikesacco: look, Tolkien said he regretted it, but he still set the precedent: the plural of milf is milves 14:09:00
- Anyone have excellent/favorite links explaining the "all out of spoons" concept? Especially something readable for folks totally unfamiliar. 14:21:02
- There was intensely quiet ginger until the loud girls burst in, vocals fried.The minutes were my birthday, the giant moon in my sun. Bye. 15:24:08
- The prettiest queen of them just got back from Lake Chelan where "the fire was like around the corner from us so like that was cool." 15:36:53
- On friend who left school: "you don't, like, suddenly just RUN OUT of money." Yeah actually you dumb little fucks, you do. 15:41:07
- Hatred alleviated by man striking up convo re: @PatrickRothfuss books, & the plainest girl making satisfying loud exhalations post-soup. 15:46:09
- @SuperViewer thank you!!! in reply to SuperViewer 15:47:25
- Off-toilet farts are no longer allowed until my week of feasting on sweet delicious nummy prunes is thoroughly out of my system. 17:55:53
- Pics provided for $25 Amazon gift card hahahahahaha. Ha. Ha.
Haha. 17:56:47
- I actually love it, @dana_orourke. I'm home alone … nowhere I'm scheduled to be. It's fun!! in reply to dana_orourke 17:57:24
- It's like blowing balloons made out of lumpy cake batter with my butthole! #mudpies #sharts #brownandbubbly (FACT: that was a Pepsi slogan) 18:00:09
- RT @MandyMorbid: The mix of porn and very responsible & concerned social issues on my twitter feed is, like, really interesting and weird s… 18:19:37
- RT @PatrickRothfuss: Whenever you start to question your own artistic choices, just remember: Picasso drew a butt. http://t.co/vAg02FBNsN 18:21:19
- Thank you!! That means a lot, coming from you. {{{hugs}}} https://t.co/2scWt0iczv 18:37:35
