My Life Yesterday

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  • Amazing deal on BEAUTIFUL custom-crafted handmade carved wooden dongs. https://t.co/mQ5L1BKrHh 12:26:35
  • #SportsBra on, getting ready for a walk. #nipples #hard #peanuts #bumpy #BigNaturals #Bra #erect #giantareolas #jugs https://t.co/ulGdSacPuT 13:18:41
  • #stop https://t.co/62lx1MA1kc 14:22:10
  • I came here just to see how #frozen it might be. #swamp https://t.co/PBgBqD0Fdn 14:55:36
  • Feeling so happy, hopeful & motivated. Except for worrying when I'll have quality time with @DeliaTS & fave guy after work by / myself. 16:11:46
  • That makes it sound like they're obstacles to good feelings. On the contrary: I owe a huge glimmering balloon of my happy feelings to them! 16:14:34
  • RT @alisonphipps: It is not ‘pro-porn’ to feel disgust at the co-optation of a woman’s rape experience for a political agenda – it is simpl… 20:01:28
  • Especially when that is one of her JOBS & she's fucking great at it in so many roles. Anti-porn bullshit is dehumanizing salt in the wounds. 20:04:27
  • Quick! Somebody bring me a root beer float!!! 20:12:23
  • Partnered sex and masturbating alone are different things. Different needs, different experiences. I love them both. 20:42:51
  • Apparently we had an "Air Stagnation Alert" today. Something I'm not aware of ever being advised of before. 23:10:13
  • When I'm stoned and I touch & squeeze my big tits through my shirt I begin to realize it's not an exaggeration when guys call them #AMAZING. 23:14:42
  • Breasts never cease to be amazing. Never. I should know that by now. The amazing various & sundry racks I see in my timeline daily proves it 23:16:02
  • Why can't I get it through my thick skull that IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO POST TOO MANY TIT PICS?!?!?!?!?!?!? 23:17:24

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  • Can't imagine desiring a social schedule demanding more challenging choices than which sweet cozy bed to sleep in next, who with, or alone! 11:20:39
  • Very excited: @DeliaTS & I are spending the holiday ALONE enjoying time off together. Still deciding whether to do it in Seattle or at home. 11:38:19
  • So far #ProjectRunwayJunior is the BEST season of @ProjectRunway ever. So talented & way more polished than the grown-ups ever are. 13:43:44
  • Social invitations stress me out so much. I really like people & hate that, well, I hardly ever want to spend "social" time with them. 19:33:39

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  • I still feel really self-conscious about ejaculating in his mouth & stuff. 02:50:54

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