My Life Yesterday

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  • Did I really do that for the first time? I'm not sure. I was expecting something flashier. 02:12:18
  • God I just wish I could poop. I just want to take an enormous gigantic POOP. 02:28:07
  • So far people aren't ready for the radical power of my evangelism about 10 oz Meat Lovers #lasagna from @stouffers. https://t.co/r4ksvIMsyp 02:38:30
  • I don't know why everybody isn't talking about The Good News. PEPPERONI in LASAGNA with PERFECT customizable chewy to gooey ratio! 02:41:17
  • I don't think I really did it. Or it didn't work. Otherwise why am I sooooo hungry? Maybe all that ejaculating burns calories? 02:45:54
  • I'm glad our last words to each other were about the Charmin Ultra Strong rec I gave him. At least I gave him SOMETHING. Bon voyage kiddo. 02:55:22
  • Feeling blissfully docked-down.

    Ok you probably know what I meant. #autocorrect #fuckingallnight #allnightfucking 08:12:34

  • RT @DeliaTS: On cam for a bit this afternoon –> https://t.co/I7SY7GNKiZ 12:40:44
  • Morning after the biggest load of cum in years of memory, he made breakfast. Just … gobs & gobs & gobs. https://t.co/0DRCMIcOcG 12:43:16

My Life Yesterday

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  • Don't laugh! I woke up to clouds from bad dreams & my brain immediately requested this song to comfort me https://t.co/4oNUbA6r9l – ok laugh 08:49:29
  • I believe most of us have a need to, you know, BELIEVE. And know that other people believe in a few of the same most important things. #love 08:51:42
  • Thanks, @MusicDivPro! So you'll look forward to reading "Where Don Williams and I Do & Don't Exactly Agree"? 😉 in reply to MusicDivPro 09:01:15
  • Unfat #deer looking like no will to go on over rain & neighbor's pretty new gate staring up at me like dear god WTF. https://t.co/fTmMeStgsd 09:29:24
  • I have no idea why @DeliaTS has light bulbs in all of her sock & panty & lingerie drawers. One per. It's bizarre. I love it. 12:54:53
  • RT @DeliaTS: Camming it up tonight on https://t.co/I7SY7GNKiZ 19:30:35
  • Doing housework in preparation for company is super-loving spell-casting. I hate housework, but I love for home to feel cozy & welcoming. 22:06:19
  • I fail to make housekeeping a priority…until a visitor is expected. I feel grateful for the company & the motivation to make things nicer. 22:08:39
  • @AmberLily @DeliaTS ohhhhh right … for camming! Duh … goes to show how little time I've been spending on cam compared to you & my wife! in reply to AmberLily 22:09:51
  • @ridgiedidge Ha … IDK; most normal American women would never let their shower get to what mine looked like before I cleaned it today. in reply to ridgiedidge 22:16:30

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  • Looking for app or platform for fast photo food journaling for health, accountability, reality-checking. Will Tumblr, twitter, or IG work? 10:31:40
  • Please someone send valium & ambien. My head just needs a fucking BREAK. 10:48:58

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  • RT @TSDraftsman: A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the magnificent @DeliaTS !! 🌹🎂🌹 big big kiss girl! 😉 ♥ https://t.co/u26aciAAAR 13:20:37
  • For @DeliaTS birthday our car broke down. But super lucky about where & timing; we're both safe. Heading home in different directions. 15:38:02
  • Soooooo glad we work for ourselves at home; car breaking down not really stressful like it is for people who commute. #freedom #nocarpayment 18:32:29
  • It's hard to describe how excited I am to spend the rest of tonight all by myself. I'm a better friend/mate/lover/person when recharged. 21:33:13
  • Another thing I'm really grateful for is that on our shooting excursion we only got a combined total of 3 head injuries. So that was cool! 22:29:50
  • Also great: our friend remembered to not run over my phone that I dropped in driveway. Even better: I actually just forgot it in the house! 22:33:39
  • If I had one superpowered wish thingy granted tonight, I'd be able to mend every hole in every sock anybody ever loved. 23:04:56
  • This b-roke-down car business isn't going to seem so easy when I wake up & the only thing I have to eat for breakfast is frozen lasagna. 23:14:10
  • Is that a hallucinogen or some kind of uber thing, @christianxxx1? If the latter, when we kidnap you, you'll see our town is 2 small 4 that. in reply to christianxxx1 23:27:35
  • Actually, I'm not going to complain. Because this lasagna has PEPPERONI. And I'll take "pepperoni" any time of day. Or night. 23:30:36
  • Am I smelling pepperoni wrong? SPELLING. Sheesh. It doesn't look quite right. 23:32:08
  • The day I realized I can CHANGE the plant costumes in #plantsVSzombies2 is when I finally learned "serenity" & how to access my higher mind. 23:40:02
  • @christianxxx1 Ahhhh … Well I guess we don't need to kidnap you to make my point, then. in reply to christianxxx1 23:48:30

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