- Feeling ridiculously good in cabin loft alone. #happytea #heartmedicine #mj #harlequin #headachemedicine https://t.co/q6skCYe2fj 03:47:47
- If you read 50 books beginning to end & I only read 15 pages each of 100 books, I'll know way more useful shit than you do. #guaranteed 06:51:01
- Yum! When I'm able to sleep 5 hours straight without waking up& w/out bad nightmares, it's cause for celebration. After I try for 5 more! 😉 09:10:44
- It *is* floofy! Totally #retro #cougar-ish … glad it's #sunny in #Seattle *and* here. https://t.co/f7brjCoxBn 13:06:29
- Waking up to sun in #winter makes me feel #hopeful. https://t.co/e5iK6jXXd4 13:17:53
- Funny at first, but then I realized NO; it's probably a really horrible (yet colorful) bunch of hate crime stories. https://t.co/NzKgH7Uz5t 14:42:08
- Just used @Dreamboard to record awkward dream of pooping in a box at fave guy's apartment while simultaneously a St. Bernard pooped outside. 15:27:39
- @ridgiedidge it's 36F here and the sun's on its way down now. in reply to ridgiedidge 15:58:41
- Poop & the weather are 2 of the few truly important things worth talking about, @etiennedellen. Life's no good without them as priorities. in reply to etiennedellen 16:00:04
- It's that time of the week where I sit down & spend hours agonizing over money & wishing I had valium. Fuck weed, fuck food, fuck booze. 16:50:03
- The sound of typing never ceases to enchant me. That I've been able to do it & get paid for it since I was a teenager is still super cool. 17:49:45
- So excited for New Year holiday/weekend to be over; planning a congee & new movie marathon with @DeliaTS when civilians are back at work. 19:45:06
- Jesus fucking Christ https://t.co/6xpmqQ5Hn1 19:46:33
- She's back on cam for you to play with! https://t.co/xhrFWY9TWt
(screenshot from earlier today) https://t.co/1zkO6xH30a 22:05:58 - Trying to overeat raw vegetables is such a jarring yet monotonous burden. #fuckthesecarrots
but #notlikethat, folks!
they're #BABYcarrots 22:33:27 - What kinds of pics do you like me to tweet the most? (Reply with answer if not a poll option) 22:51:37
My Life Yesterday
December 31, 2015
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My Life Yesterday
December 30, 2015
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- Hilarious "news" headlines re: restaurants, etc. "gouging" people w/high-priced New Year's offerings. #notabasicneed #hellocapitalism #IHNYE 12:53:26
- Thanks for the cute shot of my wife on cam in #thighhighs: https://t.co/B1kJNdeG9y https://t.co/XiMpLOKwrR 13:17:35
- #overalls #stringbikini #oiledup #hotwife https://t.co/S0q5iPrumq 13:18:41
- #SheCock as seen through #sheer #panties is one of my favorite shots to get of @DeliaTS … plus #stockings! https://t.co/zqJOC1DlSI 13:20:02
- RT @elf_lyons: BREAKING NEWS: Revealed – The Truth about what Women REALLY do in Baths. https://t.co/KV7tlDADn3 14:48:33
- So cute & cuddly!! #unshaved #bush #feminine #soft #cozy #sexy #sweet https://t.co/IJXDzWa2Gj 15:04:39
- Every so often I would really like to have a few hours where I just really & truly don't care. Without a big charade trying to get a script. 15:56:07
- I know I said wrong numbers are my fave to talk to here, but I just feel humiliated when you call me & fake it: https://t.co/FgcpuCeAUv 16:16:22
- RT @dzennon: https://t.co/7PBDiB76Ae 16:16:46
- All my problems stem from making the big mistake of succumbing to social pressure to stay awake all day. No, to get out of bed in 1st place. 17:59:00
- I need to start a mainstream / non-adult / civilian internet biz. They have shit standards, barely any content requirements & more profit. 18:07:56
- This is one of my very most favorite fellow indie webwhores. You should get her a room so she can make porn! https://t.co/9w4dKExpXK 18:21:14
- Excited to report that my spasming eyelid has branched out: now the left side of my neck & head has a muscle spasm down to collarbone YAY. 18:24:01
- I blame the twitching (& my screams of frustration over so many unopenable pistachios) on not getting enough sex. 18:28:30
- Watch me catch my naughty maid @DeliaTS & "make" her let me touch her & do special things: https://t.co/OLzsUsQgnK https://t.co/JuK2r2akwF 18:32:10
- RT @fireland: THE HOUSE OF WIGS, my old secret cubicle diary, is now available as a Kindle thing with a foreword by @dooce. Look: https://t… 18:45:54
- Nope. I didn't feel the #earthquake. https://t.co/moXbJyn3uH 23:45:31
My Life Yesterday
December 29, 2015
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- RT @THEecowhore: Help us help #akleg make it illegal for police to have state sponsored sex with us! We can do it! https://t.co/84hAdWbFZ1 08:48:48
- We really want to shoot way more porn with 80's & 70's (& early 90's & earlier last-century decades) vibes. https://t.co/unBLA85ekn 09:04:06
- 10% done with Luckiest Girl Alive, by Jessica Knoll: Picked this out & started reading at… https://t.co/MqTlEsWBOe 09:56:21
- Thank you; that is a great compliment. 🍀 https://t.co/sEudRvHKPH 11:20:20
- RT @SavannahSly: “Your local police or sheriff's department is more likely to take your stuff than a robber.” https://t.co/GK2imNDJDG 11:20:58
- RT @BringMeTheAx: Dear journalists: Please stop doing lazy takes on sex work that simply reproduce propaganda fed to you by cops and the re… 11:34:31
- RT @BringMeTheAx: PS, if you don't know what the rescue industry is, that means you haven't done your research & you aren't qualified to wr… 11:34:35
- RT @DeliaTS: I'm going to be doing some camming this afternoon and later this evening – – – > https://t.co/I7SY7GNKiZ 15:06:13
- @Seska Happy birthday! We're going to have to check out that movie – looks good. in reply to Seska 18:10:12
- Checking out which country has the most camgirls with their Christmas trees still up. So far: Russia. https://t.co/57HpHFhEwv 21:34:00
- #mirrormonday #porthole #underwater #winter #blonde #lifeaquatic https://t.co/M2Qjfnp1v8 23:15:33
My Life Yesterday
December 28, 2015
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- RT @DeliaTS: I'm going to be doing pvt shows on cam for a few hours this evening – – – > https://t.co/I7SY7GNKiZ 18:27:47
- Alone, full of cheesy noodles, high, listening to #TheModernJazzQuartet #WhyAreYouBlue?, wrapping overdue presents. 20:33:57
- But my wife @DeliaTS is live on cam for your curious wanking enjoyment: https://t.co/pv7Mli8QqG 20:36:32
My Life Yesterday
December 27, 2015
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- Such a weird duality, needing so much time alone but still feeling so weird & scared sometimes when I have it (@DeliaTS is back in Seattle). 15:18:22
- Never will understand why anybody would think weird monkey-bird sounds are relaxing. @calm request: soothing tones w/out monkey chirps pls? 15:21:15
- See just how naked @AmberLily is under her #Chewbacca robe! https://t.co/YiJD572Xc8 https://t.co/QbZN3MhTft 15:27:06
- I've been watching a movie over a period of weeks, ~5 minutes at a time, usually when putting on body lotion after my showers. 22:58:58
My Life Yesterday
December 26, 2015
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- Trying to watch A Very Murray Christmas but losing me right away with this long boring white man blues intro. Get funny faster. 11:01:40
- We took a little sundown Christmas drive. #suckerhole https://t.co/ZoKFvtKJE2 17:31:28
My Life Yesterday
December 25, 2015
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- RT @Rikochanpstar: Hey I wrote a whole article: 22 Things Women With Big Clits Hear All the Time: https://t.co/DnaUZmidUU #clits #sex #sexu… 09:45:24
- I sure do admire the work ethic of the people building neighbors' new house. On Christmas Eve. Blowing shit up. In the morning. LOUDLY. #ugh 09:48:20
- Settling in for some hot, cozy, much-needed Christmas Eve sex with @DeliaTS. 18:13:09
- Me, to @DeliaTS while riding her: Don't you DARE cum.
(a few minutes later)
Her, to me: oh yeah, make me cum Daddy! https://t.co/BWrJne7Fh5 18:57:32 - Feel like I'm radiating love & warm honey in sunshine right now. @DeliaTS dishing up ice cream over brownies. #chunkymonkey #cherriesgarcia 20:14:48
My Life Yesterday
December 24, 2015
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- Uh nothing hard for #sexworkers in 2015? Like the Amnesty thing some of these Hollywood women actively fucked us on? https://t.co/bGp2699GwP 10:30:45
- Guaranteed: there are WAY MORE WORKING WOMEN w/worse moments than the ones the ladies of Hollywood faced. Like those ladies undermining us. 10:34:36
- I think @DeliaTS should buy this video for me for Christmas. ;)~ Really, ALL of her videos in this genre. #taboo https://t.co/PMmDsMqONc 16:02:36
- When my wife @DeliaTS comes home I love to drive her CRAZY with my INSANITIES!!!!!!! She hearts it, though. She totally hearts it. 22:10:22
My Life Yesterday
December 23, 2015
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- It's just FUN to be up at four in the morning masturbating. #ijustcame https://t.co/aqVvVSvJHl 03:58:15
- I'm always nervous about this exact thing: some senile or stoned person pulling out in front of me here: https://t.co/2Gu5UZ1ihO 15:33:29
- Thankful for hugs, for over a decade. And how our faces can still look so young & open & joyful & unsure even as we get older. #flirting 16:54:16
- Gonna stop acting like I'm "so OLD". I'm still popping eggs on the regular. #wetasfuck #ovulating #wetpussy #sowet #slippery #ripe #alive 20:55:08
- Feeling extremely resentful right now about mainstream webmasters etc. & their unwillingness to do work for our porn sites. 23:45:21
My Life Yesterday
December 22, 2015
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- I'm a fascinated & frightened admirer of the @wsdot blog: https://t.co/l9o5WLmDrg — it's a thing of careful uncomfortable complex beauty. 00:02:52
- Maybe I keep staying awake so late because some part of me thinks the day must not be over yet since I haven't heard from him. #usedtohim 02:05:32
- I've tried that, @rexwhamming and it just leaves me intensely distracted and fidgety and angry. Doesn't seem to help my productivity. in reply to rexwhamming 13:11:35
- @rexwhamming because I love him and my suitcase handle broke and I'm too old for this and stuff. in reply to rexwhamming 13:15:49
- Lots of love for the Brady Bunch #pornparody my wife is in: https://t.co/RqtMX4i8JP 13:17:02
- Woot! https://t.co/rbvvhpUU90 13:17:33
- This right here is the stuff: https://t.co/7VPvIOxgtS 13:17:52
- 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 https://t.co/NX2Ziw5bWz 13:18:06
- RT @DeliaTS: Playing this loud right now getting energized for some camming soon! https://t.co/jNeknvLer4 13:38:59
- RT @EroticNikki: All You Need Is Feet (1080p for iPhone) https://t.co/8ncppKpBPB #FOOTFETISH #Clips4Sale https://t.co/L5FgrapOng 13:45:24
- No wind, just a lot of rain. But the lights are flickering anyway, & the lamp won't stay on for me to read by it. The dark wants to own me. 13:56:17
- Super tickled watching tiny #birds in the rain, like adorable bouncy little brown chicks falling from the sky. #kinglets #solstice #adorable 14:03:43
- RT @DeliaTS: Just logged on for an afternoon session — >> https://t.co/I7SY7H5lHz 14:26:56
- #WorkAtHome focus for today: estimating time for tasks & deciding which things to do with free immersion vs. w/a sense of efficient urgency. 15:14:04
- My super #hugworthy #ManCrushMonday is @Alex_S_Morgan — follow him for good feelings & to learn more about giving & getting them! #MCM 16:22:56
- The sun (not that you can SEE it) in #Seattle sets at 4:20 on #solstice. #apropos 16:26:37
- RT @DeliaTS: . . . and back on cam for an evening session! –>https://t.co/I7SY7GNKiZ 20:06:53
- New blog post: https://t.co/mOv4Mj3Wtb
#Solstice in #Seattle #sodo #AlaskanWayViaduct #construction #machinery https://t.co/oVbYoWXGcA 22:08:02 - "When I see a burnt tomato, I get VERY excited." – Ed on @MindOfAChef
This show is church to me – I love it so so SO much. And on #Netflix. 23:00:35