- Oh sweet … when you do an image search for "marzipan baby jesus" it's like yeah, AND marzipan FETUS! And marzipan BABIES HOAX! #foolmeonce 09:12:52
- I love how they mean fucking BUSINESS on the Kingston-Edmonds #ferry. Unlike the slack-jawed slowpokes & snooty Bainbridge-Seattle asses. 12:02:34
- When you've been looking forward to sexy time with someone for weeks but you know the first thing you have to do upon arrival is #POOP. 12:17:41
- Apparently I didn't actually need to poop. Apparently I needed to get my ass fucked. Felt awesome except maybe not. 17:14:15
My Life Yesterday
December 14, 2015
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