• My poor choice of a new nightly bedtime snack. #spicy https://t.co/oqkatLD0Rn 00:58:50
  • Mmmmmm … my farts smell sweetly of cinnamon bears tonight!

    Just kidding / not really. They actually smell like shit. DUH. 01:38:32

  • Charging up the laptop; I'm on FIRE to work through the night, but the wind is challenging me to a duel. She wants to blow out the lights. 17:06:36
  • "Please pray for me" is actually one of the requests I will & do fulfill from fans. For free, immediately, quietly: I do. 20:58:58
  • Honestly: "pray for me" & a couple reasons why is a gift that interrupts the BS in my head. It's an invitation to feel love for another NOW. 21:03:21
  • Ugh this dude who hangs out at McDonald's watching camgirls on his laptop. ALL THE TIME. #gross 22:34:12
  • I don't know if I love anything near as much as double-fisted eating. 23:00:36