- RT @ConnerHabib: Twitter employee who doesn't understand twitter says "don't worry I won't ruin twitter!" https://t.co/OSSL6CSUcY 00:01:01
- RT @BradSabbath: https://t.co/7ighcHtMC0 02:48:19
- RT @mistressmatisse: I've had dates like that. https://t.co/sL0JVQO6GL 02:48:53
- RT @LEARNSOMETHlNG: A child that was Bart's age when The Simpson's first premiered would now be the same age as Homer. 02:49:43
- RT @gemmacorrell: Being a woman on the Internet is the best. https://t.co/hiz7Fa8spI 03:03:42
- RT @TheLitCritGuy: Imagine my complete lack of surprise RT @iglvzx: Most of Twitter's leadership doesn't even use Twitter regularly. https:… 03:04:35
- RT @TehDeminz: I really, really like that Huffington Post puts this at the end of every article about Trump now. https://t.co/jTKJdsMHaE 03:04:57
- RT @sarahsharp: .@twitter Your ad algorithms place known-transphobic politicians ads on trans women's timelines. Why should I trust your so… 03:05:37
- RT @fireland: listen up kid [clacks open zippo] ya gotta have hustle [lights churro] gotta have moxie [puffs on churro] this tweet is prett… 04:06:47
- RT @MsJennyDreadful: Check me out on the @TODAYshow this morning! LOL, what a way to wake up. Thanks @SusanSarandon! 😀 https://t.co/0OiST… 05:05:49
- For those of you (and you are many) who want to see more of my wife @DeliaTS when she's NOT hard as a rock. 🙂 https://t.co/jgzfLJCvAi 05:06:53
- Yes. My wife's balls are way bigger and fuller than yours. #mywifesgotBIGballs #bigswingingballs #tougherthantherest #heavyhangers 05:14:27
- RT @DeliaTS: More blondeness coming soon! https://t.co/jzLSctyL5M 05:16:35
- Put on the #sportsbra … doing some quick cardio before my wife comes home: YAY @DeliaTS!! https://t.co/iWokoXIDur 16:17:11
- Wife @DeliaTS to me: you're gonna fuck him? IN MY BED?
Me to @DeliaTS: you gonna tear this shit up? So he can't even use it?
#WeAreTerrible 22:52:06 - Just joking around. Nobody's tearing up any of my shit (on purpose). But I'm super excited to see my favorite guy again in a few days! 22:59:21
- Gah … trying to show @DeliaTS the new Beyoncé video on our stupid @samsung "smart tv" @YouTube app is impossible. Dumb ass nightmare. 23:17:54
My Life Yesterday
February 7, 2016
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