» My Life Yesterday Daily Trixie

February 18, 2016

RT @dhumann: "Relax. You can't be all things to all people. You're not a pizza."
– me as a therapist 10:06:57
Thanks, twitter. For the moving images of "lesbians" who are clearly super uncomfortable having their assholes licked on camera. #awkward 10:19:11
RT @transadvocate: .@TrishaBabcock strangely, they don't seem to get that if you mandate… @KIRO7Seattle #trans #HERO #bathroompanic https… 10:24:13
Needed: app for putting my whole life in airplane mode. Private imaginary spaceship magic-plane mode. Yes dear: more nuts & bloody Mary mix. 11:05:41
It's SO grey & winter has felt SO long that the bright cheerful birdie sounds outside sound artificial and even shocking. I LOVE IT. 17:37:57
My wife is clearly horny! Catch her before she blows her load & signs off! https://t.co/xhrFWY9TWt https://t.co/6B2HvOUpVL 19:19:51
And/or if a longer show from our friend @AmberLily sounds better, she's live right now too! https://t.co/K89HcU5k7o https://t.co/adRmkOrMSv 19:23:17
The sound of rain on the roof and windows and deck and leaves and dark night time right now is beautiful. 22:17:14

Daily Trixie