• Worrying about how to cancel something (1 of many) I never should have obligated myself to in the first place. #TryingToDoTooMuch #
  • Doing the bills. Feeling sorry for myself, and that I am a constant disappointment to everybody. #
  • Note: no need for anyone else to feel sorry for me right now because I'm doing a GREAT JOB all by myself with that. I'll buck up in a few. #
  • If I could have a superpower: the ability to instantly change people's nasty perfumed dryer sheets & stinky laundry soap into DIARRHEA. #
  • Wow! Just discovered that the only thing tastier than Coke Zero is the taste of BLOOD and Coke Zero. Yummy! #
  • Another cool secret between just you and me: there's a big bumblebee in our backyard that I'm POSITIVE is the reincarnation of Orson Welles. #
  • A life tip for anyone trying to have a life: you can't have one if you sit at the computer answering every fucking email, @Shanna_Katz in reply to Shanna_Katz #
  • Seriously. If you want to have a life, be creative, BE HEALTHY . . . thinking you're obligated to a turn-around time on email is bullshit. #
  • Note: not just picking on @Shanna_Katz for that; I loathe it when ANYONE says stuff like that. That just jumped out on my timeline & bit me. in reply to Shanna_Katz #
  • Yeah, I don't think you can GET big if you're microfocusing on responding to everybody &/or on a deadline, @AaliyahLove69 @Shanna_Katz in reply to AaliyahLove69 #
  • More itchy nudie pics: http://t.co/AcGGvXPJ I'm resigning myself to more benadryl (which won't even work if it's not an actual allergy). #
  • Or wait. Fuck! I don't understand histamines and anti-histamines and Niacin flushing and whatever the fuck. I just don't want to be itchy! #
  • 3 of 5 stars to Comped by Bill Kearney http://t.co/xLh3Dmdk #
  • @Shanna_Katz Like I said, I disagree with that suggestion whenever I see it, and I see it a lot . . . so lots do agree with you. in reply to Shanna_Katz #
  • Oh GOD. I love @deliats, but I don't know why she has to keep playing that Phish cover of "Sabotage". #

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