• My throoooooat. Is sooooooooore. Guuuuuuuh. 09:20:20
  • My progress on my 2012 reading goal, NUDE: http://t.co/w5GughDf Note: bookish &/or your own goal-oriented comments much appreciated! 12:58:24
  • 5 of 5 stars to Home and Away by Anny Scoones http://t.co/CiW9SmtE 13:50:11
  • One of the main problems is how my turds have gotten short and EXTREMELY STOUT and stocky. Like fat solid Gimlis. Wearing sturdy armor. 14:17:27
  • If I don't take a nap, I'm not going to be worth two shits to @deliats – planning to shoot her in cute pajamas, etc. 16:00:25
  • Ugh, @msnaughty – and I didn't think it was possible to hate PETA more! in reply to msnaughty 18:51:00
  • 5 ding dongs, a melty sandwich @DeliaTS made on our G. 4man grill, a bag of chips, & 2 First 48s later, I feel surprisingly shame free! 22:15:52
  • Of course, there's no telling what hideously formed gigantic poops will tear their way out of me tomorrow, so there MAY be *regrets* coming. 22:17:10
  • 2 of 5 stars to Bird by Bird by Anne Lamott http://t.co/YIxi1jMC 22:28:26
  • 3 of 5 stars to Switched by Amanda Hocking http://t.co/MCJt2E9i 22:59:58