• I love my retired smartphone so much more now that it is just a really cool alarm clock, timer, camera, computer THAT NOBODY CAN CALL ME ON. 12:54:03
  • (friends: the number still works, of course, on my new upgraded phone — still on silent though 99% of the time) 12:54:54
  • 3 of 5 stars to White Horses by Alice Hoffman http://t.co/9HIocqZe 13:07:47
  • McGriddles are fucking POWERFUL. (watching Sins and Secrets, Shreveport S01E04) http://t.co/ket0v073 14:06:23
  • Am I taking a day off from nudie piccing today? Maybe. In the meantime, I share this joyful wetness with you: http://t.co/QW3Q9an7 14:28:11
  • WOW. Ethics & Gawker continue to be diametrically opposed. I shouldn't be surprised. Unbelievable. So glad I have a respectable job. 14:54:06