• Have to repeat "money isn't real" over & over to reclaim sleep lost to absurd text from bank early this morning. 08:44:02
  • Also absurd: the sheer number of guys named Dan being referred to as "the Man". Especially the ones still in elementary school. 08:46:39
  • It's been a lot of years, but I finally changed my avatar here. Hope you still recognize me! #EatSleepTweet 15:32:45
  • RT @freeporn: LOVE this video of @NaughtyAlysha fucking herself with a big toy on a hotel walkway/balcony: http://t.co/rnH3Nj43WM 16:29:31
  • Yes, I am also @FreePorn . . . and finally doing something with it! I truly didn't mean to pick a pirate-y looking avatar; why'd I do that? 16:31:42
  • Likewise, @AmberLily — {{{hugs hugs hugs}}} to you and @Big_Darth ! in reply to AmberLily 22:47:39
  • In fact, I got so carried away I skipped my nudie pic . . . and am posting a hot fresh one of @AmberLily instead! http://t.co/fiJEOhdcZj 22:49:44
  • OMG. Just noticed I typed, "It wounded up being a lot harder . . ." in yesterday's post. I wounded up just mortified reading it. 22:53:42