• Worst sleep ever. Woke repeatedly to bed crawling with nightmares and a huge spider. Big-dick buffalo with distended gut dragging on ground. 08:37:00
  • I don't have strep throat. My tonsils are just pus-y fighting off something. Because that's how they roll, keeping the lungs healthy. 12:02:16
  • I think what I need is to eat a shit-ton of garlic. No. Allow me correct myself; what I need is to eat a FUCK-TON of garlic. 12:16:26
  • I'm always intrigued by & excited to celebrate healthy bodily functions regardless if some think they're unsexy / turn-offs, @billieTS 🙂 in reply to billieTS 12:31:36
  • RT @CarolCox: @tastytrixie A good bodily function can be something close to heaven 😉 12:50:35
  • So excited to eat healing green garlicky salsa I didn't notice a corpse swimming in it until I'd devoured most of it: http://t.co/FUWLTdTKd9 13:41:11
  • Why do I get the feeling what he's REALLY saying is "yessss . . . eat more pizza . . . EAT MORE PIZZA!", @AmberLily @soFuckingRick ? in reply to AmberLily 16:37:09
  • Stretched. Poked & swiped at tonsils with hydrogen peroxide-dipped q-tips. Sinuses rinsed. Feeling better already (& had fun doing it). 17:41:23
  • A little peak in my nudie #potd of the hairy HD video and picture set @DeliaTS just shot of me in the backyard: http://t.co/6YigOasSvV 19:45:01
  • OMFG I just spelled "peek" incorrectly. Whatever. Twin peaks hardy har har totally intentional blah blah. 19:48:02