• Vague approximation of my view now, moon in Pisces, 02:53. http://t.co/3olkJWxMfB 02:53:49
  • Rejuvenating as fuck. Nights alone like tonight are. #solitude #NightOwl 03:52:27
  • RT @gasmorg: contributor @tastytrixie give us her take on the shirt that dropped a thousand jaws. Would you wear it? http://t.co/C3aAErGprT 11:19:03
  • RT @jamye: re: @americanapparel graphic tee. On @gasmorg, @tastytrixie advocates 4 more PDM: Public Displays of Menstruation: http://t.co/U… 11:19:28
  • Trying to reciprocate brief, casual compliments without I STARED AT YOUR PICS FOR AN HOUR BEFORE BED, BEGGING YOU TO FUCK ME IN MY DREAMS. 13:51:41
  • Desperately wanting @evernote to work for me, but driven to tears unable to search properly for notes I've cached. Is it my browser? FUCK. 15:07:07
  • @evernote OMFG – why does anything I put in the search box just STAY there no matter how many clicks I make on X to empty it out? 15:10:54
  • Phew! Found the articles I was looking for. 15:27:20
  • Being mildly internet porn famous-ish means I'm guaranteed to disappoint people who meet or just spot me in real life. #PerformanceAnxiety 16:11:13
  • @juliastockings oh dear, now you're just being silly! And/or it's been waaaaay too long since we've seen you guys. in reply to juliastockings 16:26:35
  • Being older is a big responsibility. Must step up commitment to taking it on heroically. Wait a minute, that's not going to work either. 16:35:43
  • Going to clean my toilet now to help relieve my current useless self-consciousness / self-centeredness. 16:49:29
  • LOL @wjoost – I'm flattered & delighted through & through that you'd use such strong language to contradict me! in reply to wjoost 21:46:29
  • I give you three images of the moon as I've seen it this week along with my nudie #potd : http://t.co/FMKpsjjTX2 21:47:11
  • Sometimes the reason I want to fuck is because I'm a happy excited monkey & I want to jump up & down on the fun, not cus I'm overdue to cum. 23:17:40