• I love blowing delicious smoke up at the moon! 01:08:48
  • Do kids take typing classes anymore? I'm amazed how many people live & work on computers & can't type worth shit. Truly curious. 14:12:00
  • My brain won't hold on to a thought/idea/task for more than split seconds before mud-sliding & multiplying into way too many more. 20:34:30
  • Right now it's taking a lot of self-control not to buy a bunch of cool concept domains I'll never develop. #compulsive #smart #incompetent 20:40:02
  • Oh good LORD why isn't there a Hitachi Magic Wand in EVERY room?!? Must I really relocate it every time I want to bang one (or more) out?!? 20:42:06
  • @wbahner and it's totally misleading since I'm not going to let myself "bang" anything. in reply to wbahner 20:47:52
  • @wbahner the word "one" is also misleading / a gross understatement. in reply to tastytrixie 20:48:27
  • I forced myself to post something for you, members, before I masturbated. Don't know if you'll like it. No pictures. Try to find it. 22:00:52
  • I'm sleepy but can't stop watching Barbie: Trapped in the Dreamhouse. 23:31:50