• My morning wanker radar is strong. I see an email from someone to @DeliaTS that I'm going to seriously fuck with. He's going to love it. 10:14:05
  • This woman is STUNNING: http://t.co/rKkyZhDFKw — well worth a THREE DOLLAR gold show buy-in. 10:28:40
  • OMG she looks a lot like Leighton Meester in the beautiful fucking face: http://t.co/rKkyZhDFKw 10:30:09
  • I woke up feeling so good after a couple of lazy days & three nights of great sleep alone. Feeling recharged, hopeful . . . & unapologetic. 11:21:04
  • I need a ride today to pick up car from shop; going to pay my married boyfriend for the favor with a quickie: keep an eye on the cams! 15:27:11
  • Note: paying for mundane favors with sexual favors is one of my favorite games. 😉 15:28:13
  • LOL @BOBCATGIRL – let me repay you for MONTHS of favor! My mouth, hands, pussy, various accoutrements, wife, etc. all may be called in. in reply to BOBCATGIRL 17:53:27
  • That moment you realize "I'm not eating the spinach quinoa salad, Ive got lime & chileTostitos and hot runny diarrhea nacho cheese!" 19:06:18
  • … and chicken strips and wasabi seaweed and … and … WHO FORGOT THE DING DONGS?!? 19:13:21
  • OMFG Data! You totally don't understand you're messing up O'Brien's & Keiko's wedding day love, do you! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL #stoned 19:17:49
  • "Irony is a form of expression I have not yet mastered." Sigh – becoming a convincing mimic is not the triumph you hoped for, Data/Trixie. 19:26:14
  • When Dr. Beverly Crusher & her sweet ginger pussy take the lead, I swoon. 19:38:44
  • I wish Riker would make himself useful & instruct Data in how to suck cock like a REAL boy. 19:40:33
  • Ohhhhh, Picard … you beautifully starched bad ass … 19:59:04
  • If I get my sorta-like-a-cult going, I wonder if I can get @BOBCATGIRL to be the high priestits / alpha dramatic mind melter . . . 21:49:31
  • You know when you're really worried about your family & it makes you mad at them? Like "WHY CAN'T SHE PUT THIS SHIT ON THE CALENDAR?!?" 22:42:14
  • She'll probably read this and be like, "Why don't you smoke less & REMEMBER WHAT I GODDAMNED TELL YOU?!?" 22:43:10
  • Very hard to restrain myself at this point from driving to Seattle right now in busted up van with expired tabs. Hate this not-knowing. 22:59:14
  • Phew! Finally she thought to get her phone out of her pocket of her whatever hanging in the closet. >:( Everybody please spank @DeliaTS ! 23:09:01