• I'm totally alive, just hunkered down multi-tasking on work things that do not inspire interesting tweets. Also: just feeling quiet. 00:16:27
  • RT @SpecAgntDCooper: The Great Northern doesn't have cable, but it does have this strange channel that once you turn on you forget what you… 02:39:02
  • Oh my word – HAPPY YUM – best accent & #GiantAreolas http://t.co/Tqj71A0ObF 09:39:41
  • Wow. WOW. It's not just her accent, but what she says & how she says it. Priceless, naughty & sweet: http://t.co/Tqj71A0ObF 09:46:27
  • Going to try to get another hour or two of sleep…hope I dream of her & diamond bananas & orgies in the sun w/a soundtrack of her voice. 09:51:44
  • I can't go back to sleep now. Not after that #poop that reminded me of a mini version of the turnip baby from Pan's Labyrinth. 10:17:19
  • Always amazed how profoundly happier & better I feel when I don't overeat or eat junk. Ridiculous that I forget this. 11:21:25
  • TOMORROW at 4 pacific I'm bringing back the DORK DANCE for our members: http://t.co/XSqQ7aEgza – not a lot of chat; it's going to be SILLY! 14:31:30
  • While my desire for partnered sex has been low lately, my desire for efficient solo vibrating porn-fueled sex has been HIGH HIGH HIGH. 15:06:29
  • So yeah, I just had to have an orgasm before lunch. Aaaaand my chai should be done brewing now. 15:08:07
  • RT @AmberLily: The Princess is now LIVE on @Streamate. Cum find me for a Star Warsy good time! http://t.co/9jqavggeAZ 23:15:02
  • RT @AmberLily: Out of private now & am about to run another Princess AmberLeia #GoldShow! Rebel Alliance needs more dough, yo! http://t.co/… 23:15:26