• RT @THEecowhore: This genius counternarrative is still one of my favorite profiles ever:
    http://t.co/35ZyJ0d550 08:23:55
  • Woke up at 6 to get an early start on the road; stymied by parking garage sleeping in on Saturdays. Having bad-choice overpriced bfast out. 08:26:15
  • Never trust Yelp etc reviews in Seattle. They're mostly a bunch of rich shitty assholes with boring taste & no imaginations. 08:28:28
  • Someday I'll learn to honor my instinct to turn on heel & walk out of these places. 08:29:29
  • Adventure story begins:

    In Search of the Elusive Brown Ink Pen (or Ninety-One Days Adrift in a Sea of Pink) 09:46:31

  • Why did we stop writing our names in dirt? Scratching signs & pictures, arrows that follow the curves of the earth. 09:47:53
  • Glad to be home, welcomed by riot of rainy bird song … & my Hitachi magic wand. So fucking horny. 13:49:35
  • I almost couldn't stop myself from masturbating on the ferry. 13:50:25
  • Ridiculous boobs & glasses pics & chatter (with a pretty bonus reference to/reminder of @TousledElegance). 16:27:03
  • For depressed lovesick introverts alone on Saturday night ONLY! Will be censored to bland happiness by dawn tomorrow! http://t.co/5Nz9hfzrGI 19:15:50
  • Aaaaaand just like that I did my pathos-cleansing. Way before dawn or even tomorrow. 19:35:50
  • RT @seedcake: My book The Remains of River Names will be in a time capsule. In 375 years, the question will be, "What was English?" http://… 20:21:21
  • Going to try @daveseah's Emergent Task Planner tomorrow: http://t.co/PO1qCaKqlH 21:12:26