• OMG I THINK MY EX-HUSBAND MUST HAVE BEEN A CHIMERA. Finally the mystery of why the hair grew in opposite directions on his back is solved! 01:51:17
  • Bwahahaha! https://t.co/Cx0vOMMyM4 02:00:13
  • Today I am grateful for my wife and her mind-bogglingly unconditional love for me. I don't know anybody else as lucky in love as I am. 14:42:38