• Dreamt the thorough way I hugged a girl made her uncomfortable, & I had half a broken toothbrush abandoned in my vagina.

    I want a do-over. 09:48:30

  • RT @Yamiche: Please make sure to read this non-Trump related story when you have time. It. Is. Amazing. https://t.co/kyGeqWEdRk 11:14:58
  • RT @tedlieu: Dear @realDonaldTrump: WaPo followed your advice & looked into the leaking of highly classified information. Turns out the lea… 11:39:05
  • I hadn't read it yet/I retweeted it as a bookmark & palatable reminder to folks. Too palatable? Looks that way. Sti… https://t.co/D5JcO0rNPN 22:15:08